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Another Cock and Pea Poem
by Kimmy Van Kooten → (All Poetry by Kimmy Van Kooten)
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Copyright 2006-07
Kimmy Van Kooten


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All eyes on my feathered friends
"Glad to be another breed", the Pea Cock said
This is the month you will all decease
For I can foresee this with all my peas
!

Plymouth unaware of this hard rock cock
The turkeys won
’t be here among this flock
An axe will meet all these combed long-neckers
I
’m so delighted I’m an extraordinary pecker!

Tables they
’ll set with them in the middle
All will be dead while I just piddle...
Rubbed in sage and stuff up your ass
You won
’t talk back now, with all such crass!

I
’ll game they save just a few of you
But next years dinner you
’ll be scared to poo
I am a Pea Cock, not a horny hooker chick
I
’m the head member of the fowl Pisum Pricks!

Happy Thanksgiving to All, and to All you Leguming Peters of the Land!


I’ll bet you'll never look at another Peacock the same!


 


 


 


Copyright 2006-07
Kimmy Van Kooten


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 Reviews of "Another Cock and Pea Poem"
Reviewed by David Slone
Reviewed on November 28, 2007
I had trouble getting through this. My eyes are still burning a little. I loved it

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 6, 2007
With saltpeter on it! Giving thanks for erotica. Super creative.

Ron

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on October 29, 2007
This is absolutely delightful Kimmy, I shall giggle the entire time I am stuffing that and rubbing that Thanksgiving bird!

Carole~

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on October 29, 2007
Kimsters,
Remember if Ben Franklin had gotten his way we'd be having Bald Eagle for thanksgiving instead of turkey.

Walt

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
Great image! The sexual innuendo only serves to make me salivate even moreso for the lucious flesh of the bird. You are truly one of a kind Kimmy friend. A fine write! Blessings ...
Richard

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
Woke me up and got me laughing on this one. Very cleverly written. So does that mean I should eat chicken instead for Thanksgiving???

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
You have a super sense of humor.
I loved this, even if it is another
cock and pea. ;) Poor turkeys eh?

Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
Ahhh, that lucky peacock. Great humor. I enjoyed your Thanksgiving poem.

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
You are right my friend, you've penned a unique view of the fine feathered peacock, but also brought a smile to my face and one can't smile too much these days with all the hectic hustle and bustle of life. Enjoyed this light hearted write my friend, well done!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
How right you are Kimmy, I'll never look at any bird the same, my goodness did you ever get creative with this one! A hoot, but also
a clever killing of two birds with one poem;-)Kudo's for the art too!

Love,
ET

Reviewed on October 28, 2007
Laffin' too hard to review~

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
********** L O L !!!!! ********** What a clever bird y'are!!;)
{Great graphic, aussi!}

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
LOL Laughing too hard to review!!!!!:))))))))
Love,
annie

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
Love it...lol grining from ear to ear.

Fee

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
Gobble-gobble-gobble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And...bon apetit!
Georg

Reviewed on October 28, 2007
Got that right, Kimmy--Laughing too hard to review--


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