Happy April Fools Day, You Fools! (poem) by Kimmy Van Kooten on AuthorsDen

Happy April Fools Day, You Fools!
by Kimmy Van Kooten → (All Poetry by Kimmy Van Kooten)
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Okay...this is a day late, but, I'm still posting it! I had a long day but, it just wasn't long enough! Hope you weren't too fooled! :)

"Happy April Fools Day, You Fools!" A country booby or city tit? Patch, the fool, or full of wit? Ferdyshchenko, flip the finge . . . Err . . . Well, even Pocket's saved some brilliance in his bag of wind! And all Patsy Schlemiels are pushovers! With their droller pranks and mountebanks Outfoxing every sucker in cunning circumvents . . . Very deceptive tricksters, they are, some with sidekicks, namely, Muggins They're thigh-slapping jesters . . . and now I'm thinking my one leg might be longer than the other . . . ? I was duped! ...led on to delude . . . Cozened like a cod, knowingly misled, and you? Chump if you may, yes man, I marked a fish out of water and Named it Trump! You'all are arses! . . . Donkey ears with bells on . . . folly, frippery and fun! Well, that's fine. . . until their belly laugh becomes my punch line! Puck! Moving Bucket! . . . Duck! There's a harlequin! Preying on the aim, a comedienne . . . But, if he blackguards me, he'll be sure to grape He and his so-called antics, I'll just purple his gags of japes! Such idiots! . . . baubles in hand, oaf performers, they bumble to amuse, their hangers-on-err's! Would any cavalcade hunger for this piece of cake? Maybe a lubber, a tag, or a very merry Andrew, that SOB lampoon . . . ! Had me laughing til I wheezed, the big buffoon! Oh! ...and Costard, such a silly man, who's carrying the pickle now? Damn, didn't Dylan steal it from Presley, the crown? You ain't nothing but a hound dog! Here . . . sniff this! Happy April Fools Day, You fools! Copyright April 1, 2009 Kimmy Van Kooten

Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse

Reviewed on May 20, 2009

:) Love Your Humor Kimmy!!! :)
I am real late....sorry
I enjoyed your April Fools Poem
Embraced~Embrass�
Vickie

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on April 8, 2009

Hi Kimmy:

This was a fun read. Thank you for sharing this April Fool's Day poem!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by H Cruz

Reviewed on April 3, 2009

LoL, Blarney; a whimsical James Joyce here

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on April 2, 2009

My arse , what a farce. Happy fools to you'lls , too.

Ron

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Kimmy you have me in tears of laughter, you must be one hell of a funy lady if your writes are this funny.
Fee

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

I forgot what yesterday was, but who have I got to fool, besides my doggie...ed

Reviewed by Dale Clark

lol too funny... rich

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

People goin' to Hooters...we call'em late "suckers"?
And, crazy woman, ain't go sniff nuthin'! ! !

Edvard the Elder

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

ROFL!! Happy April Fool's Day this April 2 - hey, I've slept since then. A fun write, well done, Kimmy!! (Miss you here!!)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Phillip William Allen

Enjoyed how you put this pen in its proper perspective. The use of words was excellant.

Reviewed by John Flanagan

Reviewed on April 1, 2009

Kimmy,
At your wicked wittiest best this twit loves it!
John

Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Thank you for sharing Kimmy.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Will Bates

sniff..........love it! ferocious!

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg

hey it's still 4/l where I am with an hour to spare *grins* not late....this is a hoot! loved it!