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The wind beneath my wigs...
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when it is picture taking time...


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I smile so bright
My face lights up
I wait for the picture
To be taken
Then the wind whips around
And I look like a clown
The wind beneath my wigs
Is laughter in the makin'
An album of bloopers
The ones that don't quite impress
But these pics are fun to keep
And look at when feelings depress

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 Reviews of "The wind beneath my wigs..."
Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on August 18, 2005
Funny poem! I enjoyed!

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on August 18, 2005
Delightful and refreshing poem.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 18, 2005
me thinks, hee, hee, the last word should be
a mess cause you are cuzz
and me lurve ya!

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on August 17, 2005
Dear Sandy,
I chose to write "when feelings depress" to rhyme with "impress" and to keep with the humorous intent of the poem...I thought about writing "when feeling depressed" instead but it wasn't silly enough...thanks.I appreciate your kind words...and Sue's too.

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on August 17, 2005
you are a beautiful woman, wind or no wind. thanks for sharing this

Reviewed by Sandy Knauer
Reviewed on August 17, 2005
I love it, Lynn! Thanks for the smiles (the one in your picture and the one you put on my face).

(p.s. want to add an ed to the last word? depressed)


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