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Petroleum Jelly
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singing the praises of petroleum jelly...


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I had a cut on my finger
Petroleum jelly
I had a cut on my finger
Petroleum Jelly
I had a cut on my finger
Slapped some on, no more zinger
Petroleum, petroleum jel-ly

Now if you don't believe me, dear
Petroleum jelly
Now if you don't believe me, dear
Petroleum jelly
Now if you don't believe me, dear
Get some jelly and have no fear
Petroleum, petroleum jel-ly

Rub some in and you will see
Petroleum jelly
Rub some in and you will see
Petroleum jelly
Rub some in and you will see
Your cut go away quic-kl-ly
Petroleum, petroleum jel-ly

Some use it for other stuff
Petroleum jelly
Some use it for other stuff
Petroleum jelly
Some use it for other stuff
But on my cuts it is enough
Petroleum, petroleum jel-ly


    

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 Reviews of "Petroleum Jelly"
Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on January 22, 2008
Slick as a whistle. LOL

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on January 22, 2008
If you sing this, they will come! LOL!

hilarious pen, Lynn...
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Charlie
Reviewed on January 22, 2008
Slickin' it up with some jel-ly music. Love it! --Charlie

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on January 22, 2008
You sure would be a go0d ad lady person.
Could I eat some of the jelly, would my belly hurt,
should I call 911, or should I do like
my favorite cuzz say and put it on a cut?
I love all yore tips and writing
With much more love than you know
Cuzz Ron


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