Rooting out the tooth (poem) by Lynn Barry on AuthorsDen

AuthorsDen.com Join | Login

Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS AUTHORS BOOKS SAMPLE CHAPTERS AUDIOBOOKS eBOOKS STORIES ARTICLES POETRY BLOGS NEWS VIDEOS SUCCESS TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors: MORGAN ST. JAMES, iElisabeth Barstowe, iTeresa Walker, iJames Harvey, iEdward Patterson, iT. Cline, iJames Hill, iFlo Fitzpatrick, iT. Weber, iLeanne Bright Cloudman, i

Home > Humor > Poetry Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Lynn Barry

Follow Me

· Contact Me
· Success story
· Books
· Articles
· Poetry
· News
· Stories
· Blog

· 425 Titles
· 2,419 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
· Member Since: Aug, 2001

Lynn Barry, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.

Rooting out the tooth
by Lynn Barry → (All Poetry by Lynn Barry)
Not rated by the Author.

Save

Follow Share on Facebook

the root of the problem...

Dig away and file away And open your mouth wide Root canals are such a blast I hope it is a while That I have yet another I had two already this week On the same tooth, oh what fun I say with tongue in cheek �

Want to review or comment on this poem?

Need a FREE Reader Membership?

Reviews of "Rooting out the tooth"

Reviewed by Lynn Barry

Reviewed on August 22, 2005

I was in pain with the tooth problems and my hair kept falling in my face so I started chopping it off...anyone else crazy like me? Please say YES!!!!
I know cuzz Axelson is...

Reviewed by Chanti Niven

Reviewed on August 20, 2005

ROFL!!! What a great write (should say riot!)
Thanks for the laugh!
Chanti

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on August 20, 2005

oooo... that last line is the one that put me on the floor... snappy satire, indeed! As a humorist, myself, I giggled heartily. katy xox

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on August 20, 2005

I've got to go get some toother work
done also.
The last resort for me fun honny bun...
x0x0x0x0x0x
I love your writes.....

New Poetry by Lynn Barry

It gets worse every day...

Dumb and Dumber

Reading labels is a must...

Read the label

Good food and lots of laughs...

The Beacon

Sleeplessness...who cares

Sleeplessness

Judging a person for their portrayal of a fictional character...

Disturbing

singing the praises of petroleum jelly...

Petroleum Jelly

The north and south are having a weather war...

Invasion of the snowflake

Keyboard in my mouth...

Teeth Tapping

Popular Poetry (Humor)

1.	If I Could Be A Super Hero
2.	Little Folk, Cousins Make A Pit Stop
3.	Fried Chicken
4.	Like Ducks in Paper Trousers
5.	An Adventurous Reinterpretation of Mid
6.	Milkman's letter
7.	Laughing As I Flee...
8.	Amazing Grapes
9.	Newfangled Things
10.	A Salt and Batter
11.	A Writer Named Ron
12.	Ode to Spamophobia
13.	Porky Pig And Daffy Duck
14.	My First Heart Attack
15.	The Last Second
16.	Bawdy Stories And A Game Of Bridge
17.	Houston Greats
18.	Hound Dog
19.	AThree Year Old
20.	Burst Forth

Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

Shakespeare Salaciously Satirized by Jay Dubya

Shakespeare Salaciously Satirized (1,000 pages) lampoons 18 famous William Shakespeare plays featuring adult language and content.

Member BookAds

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part III by Jay Dubya

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part III is adult satirical literature that parodies thirteen famous short stories.

Member BookAds

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part II by Jay Dubya

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part II is adult literature featuring adult language and situations that satirizes thirteen famous novellas and short stories. It is Jay Dubya's sixteenth ebook.

Member BookAds