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Swedish Sisters
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We may be Swedish, but I had never had a massage...


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Yah, we are Swedish
But never before
Had I received
A Swedish massage
Until my sister
Marched me into the spa door
On my tummy on the table
With no clothes did anyone see
But a sheet covering up
My fifty-three years old bo-dy
With sister on the other table
I tried to relax
She'd been here before
There was nothing too tax-
-Ing I couldn't handle
I knew this, I did
But I was self-conscious
And embarr-assed
I had nothing to give
But my willingness to
Let my body get rubbed
And hubba hubba I gave
And it was amazing
Even better than getting hot tubbed

THANKS SIS!


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 Reviews of "Swedish Sisters"
Reviewed on February 27, 2006
Lynn,

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Sounds delightful. I'd never had a massage until I went on my cruise last year...it was worth every penny of $156.00! I was so relaxed, I like to have melted through the ship! This is an excellent write, so calming and enjoyable. Good on you!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on February 24, 2006
It sounds wonderful, Lynn. I am not a high-maintenance girl, but every once in a while it is wonderful to treat myself to "The Spa Treatment." What a sweet way for you to say "thank you" to your sis.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on February 24, 2006
Oh yes, love the Swedish girls
You two are just lovely..
Bet the massage was wonderful..
Me half swedish.......
Love ya Lynn cuzzz.......

Reviewed by Betty Fasig (Reader)
Reviewed on February 23, 2006
Hi Lynn and Sis,
Boy, do you both look a lot alike! That pool looks lovely. Kind of like you are at Yellowstone Park in one of the "hot springs" but a little less of the vapor action. hahaha. I wish I had been there.
Love, Betty

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on February 23, 2006
hahaha....bless your heart.
So...you gonna do it again?


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