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Rusty and CJ got nothin' on me...
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Oddly inspired by other poets' musings...


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Whether we is
The receptacle
Or the receptacle-er
The planter
Or the stepped on weeder
We all gets urges
And none of us don't
It's as old as that apple
That Eve secretly hoped
Would tempt us
Like it tempted her
And all of us are here because
Two people got those urges
And nine months later we was

* Tobacco Road style*


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Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on February 8, 2007
Thank you for sharing your wit and humor, Lynn. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed on February 7, 2007
LOL this is great, thanks for the laugh Lynn

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on February 6, 2007
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!..........PRICELESS...Ed & Rufuz

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on February 6, 2007
Kimmy,
I read yours after posting mine, which was inspired by Den and CJ and thought the same thing and almost wrote that it must be apples in the air today. Like minds...or something like that.

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on February 6, 2007
So, I am just curious, What's with the intra-spaced communication going on with the Adam and Eve and the apple? I came across this after just posting mine...doo-doo-doo-doo-
doo-doo-doo-doo...(That's suppose to be sung in an Alfred Hitcock theme)LOL!
Great funny poem reflecting two of the dearest..."Dennies!"
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on February 6, 2007
Cute and so true to life.

Reviewed by Debra Kraft
Reviewed on February 6, 2007
Well done!

-Debra

Reviewed by Rusty Daily
Reviewed on February 6, 2007
I finally feel validated. I have 'spawned' three kids and two poems.
Unconsciously heady. lolol
Rusty

Reviewed by J M (Reader)
Reviewed on February 6, 2007
OH YOU!!!!! Lynn very clever and well done.I so enjoyed this too.

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on February 6, 2007
HaHaHaHa! This is so clever and so deliciously ornery! Well done, Lynn, well done! I've enjoyed this so much!!
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on February 6, 2007
I loved the original creativity of this poem. What fertile minds Muses have.


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