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Here's the dip
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It is all in the timing...

I walked into the room And announced, "Here's the dip" All eyes were on me I wanted to flip Backwards and start over I felt stupid and lame But a plate of Smashed beans and chips Were to blame

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Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury

Reviewed on May 6, 2007

You hav captured a moment that eveyone encounters at one time or another.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on May 6, 2007

The dip looks sick
I hope the dip had a good taste...
I know you wouldn't do your family wrong..
With love cuzzzzz.

Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher

Reviewed on May 6, 2007

Cute! Enjoyed your dip!
B&R

Reviewed by George Carroll

Reviewed on May 6, 2007

A smashing plate fit for a king. LOL

Reviewed by Gwendolyn Thomas Gath

Reviewed on May 6, 2007

Looks yummy to me anyway...get a little cheese, jalenos, and I will be on my way with that plate!
Yumm...have fun
~Gwendolyn

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on May 6, 2007

Shouldn't it say, "Who's the dip?" Chuckles.

Ron

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on May 6, 2007

LOL...it is all in the delivery, isn't it Lynn? Somehow I am guessing that within a moment not only did everyone cease with the obvious retort, but downed that delicious dip as well.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on May 6, 2007

Real cute...Hugssss

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