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The masked woman...
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Take that! dust mites!


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I am not known
For my cleaning
But now that I have
One of these
I don my mask
And have a blast
Cleaning cheerfully
Just don't chew gum
When fully masked
It moves the mask around
And dust flies in
And sticks to the gum
Then disgust
Produces a frown

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 Reviews of "The masked woman..."
Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on May 22, 2007
Now you know why I'll never get caught doing any cleaning. Really cute.

Thanks,
Dan

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on May 20, 2007
cute pen..Hugssss

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on May 20, 2007
I put these mask on when I spray paint.
Have you ever tried to smoke a cig threw one
of thesE mask? I make a hole in my mask just
big enough for the cig. Hee, hee, not REALLY!
House cleaning is a job. I get tired just
watching the wife and kids clean. Hee, hee,
I help too.
lOVE YA CUZZ...Your brilliant...at writing...
Lurve ya!
Nice shoes? They came from the end of my pencil..

Reviewed on May 20, 2007
Thanks for the bubble gum tip! Enjoyed it,
Love, R&B

Reviewed by J M (Reader)
Reviewed on May 20, 2007
I hate cleaning too and I do not do windows.......... Loved this one missed reading your poems Lynn!!!!

peace,
josie

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 20, 2007
ROFLMAO...e


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