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Perfect Pecs
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Don't we all want them...

Perfect pecs are pleasing Perfect pecs are swell If you want heaven on earth Work out like a gazelle If you are flat-chested And feeling inadequate Come on over to Curves And make your chest sweat If you�re flabby upstairs And want to tighten up Bust your moves at Curves And you�ll decrease your cup Perfect pecs are pleasing Perfect pecs are swell If you want heaven on earth Work out like a gazelle written for CURVES...more than a work out place...it is just plain fun �

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Reviews of "Perfect Pecs"

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on July 13, 2007

LOL, Lynn, a fun write, indeed. One can only dream: or work out like crazy!! Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on July 13, 2007

Happy to know you are taking care of you..
fun write as always..
Love ya! cuzz me do...

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