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This sucks!
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Living in a vacuum...

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I switched the sucker on
It sounded like
A freight train
It wasn't doing its job
I had to restrain
Myself from shaking it silly
Screws were undone
Pieces fell out
Pistachio shells
And crap were plugging
The sucker's snout
Switched it on again
It still sounded loud
Then I noticed the belt
Had snapped
The mystery
Now solved

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 Reviews of "This sucks!"
Reviewed by Jennave Coz
Reviewed on July 30, 2007
Oh this is good, said with a chuckle...Jen
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on July 30, 2007
The good old reliable vacuum cleaner?
Glad you found the problem before
blowing your top?
Love ya!
Ron
Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on July 30, 2007
And that is exactly why I am in favor of letting the Billy Goats take care of that kind of stuff. On top of that, they are self cleaning. Nice write.

Dan
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