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Puppy Poo
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This is not really funny but I'll try to laugh rather than to cry.

I am not blissful today. I stepped in a pile of puppy poo. How could I forget. He ate his food and China's too. No wonder Buster's belly is so fat; his height has tremendously increased. He drinks from China's water bowl, I don't need for him a seperate dish. Get off of the deck, Buster! Go to the back of the property line and learn to make your mess. If you don't learn soon forget about a newspaper, I'm gonna have to use the broom. Anybody want a puppy? He is cute... Louisa A Dobbins (c) 2009

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Reviews of "Puppy Poo"

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on November 13, 2009

Hahaha! This is hilarious! The picture is absolutely adorable too...great poem.

Anna

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on October 30, 2009

This is too funny, and that ain't no "pile of chit"! LOL Adorable write; well penned/imaged! Thanks for the smiles!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D LOL

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on October 30, 2009

He is very cute! And if you need any more Puppy Poo, I've got a ton around here - and we're havin a special this week on Kitty Poo, too!

Reviewed by Margaret Mullings

Reviewed on October 30, 2009

Cute puppy he is and soon he will learn!
This is also very real, thanks for the
reminder Louisa! Be encouraged!

Much Love,
Always!!

Reviewed by Richard Arrington (Reader)

Reviewed on October 29, 2009

I have 22 cattle, 12 hens and something that looks like a cat. Sorry, but I don't need a dog.

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on October 29, 2009

lol Cute, Louisa. I have two dogs myself, so I can definitely relate. Good luck and God bless.

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on October 29, 2009

I can so relate to this. Pretty good about poop patrol but I never set foot on the deck in the dark without shoes, just to prevent feeling that awful ooze. Cute pup. Patrick

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