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A Crow's Mate
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It's always  too soon for love to speak
seems it likes to play hide and seek
a crow flew onto the telephone pole
opposite open window I was sitting by
it seemed to be staring straight at me
making those loud CAW CAW calls
I said"Are you looking for food, or a mate?"
It continued its loud squawking, staring
"I'm looking too, but your the wrong species"
it spread its wings as if to fly away, but didn't
 just changed its stance while looking at me
then continued to  squawk less stridently
I believe  it had telepathic capabilities
I sent it and esp message to be quiet
darned if it didn't stop that loud caw
But just as I thought it was my doing
along came another crow and they
flew off together, leaving me to think
well Eileen even the crow can get a mate
maybe I don't crow loud enough
ain't that a laugh hahaha



 

etw-2006

 

 



 


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 Reviews of "A Crow's Mate"
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on February 2, 2008
I enjoyed this, Eileen, and I loved the humor with which you wrote it!

Reviewed by Debra Baker
Reviewed on April 20, 2007
Eileen, I loved this write. You have a lovely imagination and a creativity, like no other. I think you need to crow louder. For the mate that comes to bloom in you Garden will be a soul mate for eternity.

Reviewed by Taylor Ryan
Reviewed on October 23, 2006
The most sincere humor is that we find in ourselves...I'm laughing with you Eileen!
Love, Taylor

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 16, 2006
Interesting offering that I have found quite funny!!

CAWL!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Myrna Badgerow
Reviewed on October 16, 2006
I too love the humor here... wonder if they'd call this EFP... hehee loved it!

Myrna

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on October 16, 2006
Arrrrrrrrrrrk!
LOLOL
Ch'erie

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
A crow can...so does a minx....Poor Eileen. Well console your self with the thought that love makes you vunerable...especially when there are foxes around. Thank you for the laugh. ESP my foot ;-)

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
anyone who can esp with a crow has my vote ...

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
The telepathy of creatures is an awesome mystery in itself and something man hasn't touched upon. You and I know this is an important avenue of communication. I've talked to animals and it is very clear by this awesome pen that you do as well.
Love,
Susan

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
hmmm....me, too.... (:

Susan

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
Consider this time in your life as time to spend with yourself, time to become all that you can be, time to learn that even with a partner, our path is our own to travel. As soon as I get comfortable with being alone, and really start to believe that it is better that way, POW, someone comes and knocks me off my feet..life is a trip. Nice poem, Eileen.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
Crows sell all. Nice one.

Reviewed by Edwin Larson
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
Sounds like you need to ruffle your feathers and get up on the pole...oops! no pun intended...really!!;) Cute write Eileen :)

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
It's funny you mention the esp things with Crows Eileen I've had experiences with crows at work where I'd swear they knew what I was thinking. LOL ask me another lol!

Paul;-)

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
I know a certain dog that wants a mate...;) ed

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
Eileen

Love the humour in this one..
It's a mighty tough job trying to find a decent mate these days...;-)
Ask the solitary rook...caw caw...

Peter

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
HHhmmm intresting, lol..

Love, Dove

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
Poor gal but with a sense of humor. LOL

Reviewed by Richard Hiebner
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
Very sweet
Lovely piece of yearning

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
This is so cute, Eileen! I love the ending and love your sense of humor, my friend.
Caw Caw hugs,
CJ

Reviewed by Marjorie Coogle (Reader)
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
This is so nice. Maybe I don't crow loud enough either because I, too am mateless. Loved this.
Marjorie

Reviewed on October 15, 2006
Hahaha!!!! Love that surprised ending!!!!!
Gosh!!!!! Sometimes they CAW so loud in the morning, they wake me up when I really had wanted to sleep in. Sometimes they can be pests!!!

Sandie Angel a.k.a. Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed by Rusty Daily
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
Good sense of humor here E.T.


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