See in the pic my husband is a dog Sometimes he's as dead as a log Thinks he can call me poor tigerlilyEd How about I expose him instead You see he is the biggest of all sham He has only one brother Matlack the Ham
All the other Ed's are Pee Wee Noah Ed The greatest shapeshifter in and out of bed Oh yes, he can fool anyone but me Because I was his nurse on the Isle of Capri When he was plain Ed and married me His Big brother the Ham, was our best man All before my Ed cooked up his crazy plan
Rufuz our loyal family dog cared for us all Now the great shapeshifter is copping a plea Says he's going to get rid of wife TigerLily Make the Island whatever they want it to be Now I've exposed him I hope he'll be happy For never again will he see Tiger Lily
Oooooooooooo... the plot and the cooking pot stirs and thickens! Hubba hubble Ed's in trouble... but which one(s)?? Think I've already demonstrated that I can't take the heat of a Piratess's kitchen, so think I'll stay out of the knife-sharpening contest ... Never come between a wife and her meat... I mean, man... May the best man... or the one left standing... win... Best Man??? Ain't that Matlack the Ham? Or Rufuz? All this Pirateering is sure cooking up a bit of a stew... Good bit of adding to the heady brew, Oh Tiger-the-not-so-Lily-liverEd. Love Kapitul8d K8 xx
Eileen, you can touch on any subjecty while writing and I admire you for that!!! This is full of humor and great laughs. I've been trying to catch up on all the fun that's been going on while I was gone. I must say, you all have captured a humorous and funny plot...would like to see it all in print.
I've only got half the poop cleaned up on the old Ark, but on my break, I saw this.
Why didn't you just say you were my wife from Capri in the first place! I have trouble keeping all the Ancient Eds straight, let alone my wives. And, as you've pointed out, you were my nurse on Capri. Didn't I have amnesia when you found me washed up on the beach that day? And what year was that? Sadly, my amnesia does come and go, to this day.
But I believe in your last post, you had indicated that you had also been married to the Ed that wants the Casino on the island. Surely you know that's Matlack the Ham (I love your name for him, by the way!) but I never knew you two were married either!
So, if you tell me how many Ancient Eds you've really been married to, I'll tell you how many wives I've had - Deal??!!
And don't I look dashing in that old Capri Picture??!!!
give that broad the foot, kick her out and all the rest too, so Ed the 1st & 2nd and our dogs alone can keep the island to ourselves...e #2
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 3, 2007
Keeping up with the tale, eh? . . .
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on September 3, 2007
I knew it. Ed needs viagra...dead as a log..hmmm..
Rufuz divorce him for Rufuz...
Oh yeah! The Island stays with me! < "oh no it doesn't"
"oh yes it does."
"oh no it doesn't"
"oh yes it does"
"oh no it does ouch!!!".... (andy gets yanked off stage right)...
Reviewed by Stan Grimes (Reader)
Reviewed on September 3, 2007
A collage of cynicism here. I loved it. You are just too damn good.
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
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Karen
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a jolly good romp from one and all!
carolyn
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
You have a wicked, warped sense of humor, but I love it! Very clever write; thanks for the smiles today! Extremely well done; brava!
(((HUGS))) And much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
I've only got half the poop cleaned up on the old Ark, but on my break, I saw this.
Why didn't you just say you were my wife from Capri in the first place! I have trouble keeping all the Ancient Eds straight, let alone my wives. And, as you've pointed out, you were my nurse on Capri. Didn't I have amnesia when you found me washed up on the beach that day? And what year was that? Sadly, my amnesia does come and go, to this day.
But I believe in your last post, you had indicated that you had also been married to the Ed that wants the Casino on the island. Surely you know that's Matlack the Ham (I love your name for him, by the way!) but I never knew you two were married either!
So, if you tell me how many Ancient Eds you've really been married to, I'll tell you how many wives I've had - Deal??!!
And don't I look dashing in that old Capri Picture??!!!
Back to Poop Patrol!
Rufuz divorce him for Rufuz...
Oh yeah! The Island stays with me! < "oh no it doesn't"
"oh yes it does."
"oh no it doesn't"
"oh yes it does"
"oh no it does ouch!!!".... (andy gets yanked off stage right)...