I had a little mouse that lived in
my old house,and it was very cute
it had long hair down her snoot
and her tail hair too formed into
a curlicue, she was so strange, I
kept it for a pet, and she'd eat all
the cheese she could get,except if
it was swiss, she was a fussy miss
her favorite was cheddar,and what
was even better, if i put it on toast
she loved that the most,but what
was so deligtful, she could be quite
frightful,and one day a man named
Jersey Devil Ed came to the door
she jumped on him and he did roar
then knocked my mouse to the floor
after that it looked like a monster
all crippled up but it still could move
now my long haired mouse beauty
lives in the cave,no longer a cutie 
where Pee Wee recites his poetry
Pee Wee asked everyone to please
find out who is stealing his cheese
but beauty gets her revenge with ease

hahahahahahaha