Egads! well will ya looky here
is that really my 3 brothers Ed
how cum ya ain't all dead, i'd ask
ya ta c'mere an give yore sister a hug
but you stink so bad i thnk i'm gonna faint
saints alive! whaccha doin here anyways

ma's lookin fer ya and she's real mad
said jersey ran over her roses with his
jeep last time he was there, and edvard
wouldn't play the flute for her,cuz he still
thinks it's for sissy's, but pee wee is the
one in real trouble,ma said ya let yer dogs
and cats run wild and they got all her cats
an dogs knocked up,so ya better not have any
pets with ya next time

well cmon let's have   a party while we
find out where yer all gonna lay-up! and I
don't wantcha goin ta bars an bringin no skirts
here,,an Jersey ya have ta watch yore mouth
no bad cussin here ,but if'n ya smoke its okay
but you boys should use the outhouse, an leave my
new terlet for me

well say sumthin,yer actin like dummies,an i want no
fightin over the cookies,and don't go anywheres until
i wash those rags ya got on din't ya ever buy any clothes?
yull have ta take baths in the tub in the
yard, i caint letcha ruin my new tub,an ya better
not tell me no lies, here,have a coors,an say hello
fer criminy sakes!

tiger lily;-)