When you have a fear of Fire,
sleep with a bucket of water by your bed.
If your afraid of heights,
you should sleep on the floor instead.
Do you have a fear of Traffic?
might be better to stay at home.
When you have a fear of Dog's,
throw him a large meaty Bone.
If your scared of the dark,
Move to Norway it's light 24/7.
When your scared of die-in,
you better pray you go to heaven.
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Reviews of "You Scared?"
Reviewed by tiyler Durden (Reader)
Reviewed on March 5, 2007
fear is in every one, now in a poem! Cool dave...
Reviewed by Francesca Johnson (Reader)
Reviewed on December 30, 2006
Me scared? Never! Except of spiders. When I see one I scream for the neighbours. Great poem, as usual, Dave.
Sending best wishes for the New Year (again!) and keep that keyboard working.
Love, Fran xxx
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
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Sending best wishes for the New Year (again!) and keep that keyboard working.
Love, Fran xxx
by Seed4ever M. D.
Tuesday, December 05, 2006 ...better up those meds, your getting forgetful...LOL, E & He