I was totally unaware
of her sexy glare,
I really tried not to look,
my blood started to cook.
I tried to stay cool,
drank a large ice water.
Leaned back on my stool
and awaited the slaughter.
I thought 'should I'?
or 'should I not'?
had to really think,
about offering her a drink.
My blood cooled down,
and I stood my ground.
I walked right up to her,
asked, 'what drink would she prefer'
Guess what she said to me?
I have two friends I'll take three!
If a strange girl gives me another wink,
I will offer her eye drops, should make her think.
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V is humorous adult literature featuring adult content and language. The work satirizes and spoofs thirteen classic tales from U.S. and British literature, a
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