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Eye Drops
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I was totally unaware
of her sexy glare,
I really tried not to look,
my blood started to cook.

I tried to stay cool,
drank a large ice water.
Leaned back on my stool
and awaited the slaughter.

I thought 'should I'?
or 'should I not'?
had to really think,
about offering her a drink.

My blood cooled down,
and I stood my ground.
I walked right up to her,
asked, 'what drink would she prefer'

Guess what she said to me?
I have two friends I'll take three!
If a strange girl gives me another wink,
I will offer her eye drops, should make her think.

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 Reviews of "Eye Drops"
Reviewed by Francesca Johnson (Reader)
Reviewed on December 18, 2006
Clever twist at the end, Dave.
Fran xxx

Reviewed on December 15, 2006
This is a great humorous write, thanks for the smile
God Bless
Michelle~


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