I lived with this guy,
he used to shout, he used to yell
I know I shouldn't cry,
Often thought I would cast a spell.
So I got some cat eyes, crows feet
Some worms and honey so sweet
Mixed it all together stirred it well
This should fix him plus my spell
I mixed it in his dinner,
Waited for the result
I must say he looks a lot thinner
But it has been a quiet day
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Reviewed by Francesca Johnson (Reader)
Reviewed on January 15, 2007
Maybe you could market the mixture as a slimming tonic? No, on second thoughts, looking at the ingredients it might not be such a good idea. Had a good laugh at this one, Dave. Fran xxx
Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on January 15, 2007
Scary.....hope you don't cast spells on a regular basis!
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