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Drunk Chimp
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Drunk Chimp

He had bad feet And walked with a limp When he took a stroll Moved like a drunk chimp He also had bad hands His knuckles hurt That comes from scraping Your hands along the dirt Times have now changed We have moved forward You think by this time Walking would be straightforward�

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Reviews of "Drunk Chimp"

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten

Reviewed on February 12, 2007

LOL! Oh this is really good! I can see this along the Interstate for all the drunk drivers and in the courtrooms, and school cafeterias and the... You should make a poster of this and sell it!
Excellent piece!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

Reviewed on February 12, 2007

funny! i enjoyed a bit of humor this AM

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on February 12, 2007

Walking must be hard when you take that first step and some real smart chimp had to want to do that. I want to meet that chimp!
love,
Susan

Reviewed by CJ Heck

Reviewed on February 12, 2007

LOL, funny write, my friend! The older I get, the more I feel like your chimp friend! LOL
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on February 12, 2007

Oh, Dave!!!!! This poem speaks volume!!!!! Wonderful write indeed!!!!!

Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on February 12, 2007

You would think, and this poem is quite thought provoking, my friend.

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