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Authors Egos mememe
by Karen Gallo → (All Poetry by Karen Gallo)
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 Reviews of "Authors Egos mememe"
Reviewed on March 13, 2003
Cute kid! :) Nice poem, Karen! Could be titled "Precarious Egos"...we all have them, just as we all have opinions, too. Hard to mesh the two without becoming offended. Keep writing!

Reviewed by Huda Orfali
Reviewed on March 11, 2003
Rating *****. Good write *****. By the way, did you ever publish your poems in a book?

Reviewed by alyson L (Reader)
Reviewed on September 24, 2002
haha guess I better give you a ten....it really was worth it hehe

Reviewed by Hanley Harding (Reader)
Reviewed on March 11, 2002
I would polish it a bit... It would DEFINITELY make a fun, performance piece! Hanley

Reviewed by Claywoman (Reader)
Reviewed on January 22, 2002
Cute...really cute...

Reviewed by fare good (Reader)
Reviewed on January 22, 2002
Applaud

Reviewed by Melina Costello
Reviewed on January 21, 2002
Karen: Forgive me for the less than desirable rating, which is only meant to address this piece and not your person or other poems. As a literary work, I found this poem hackneyed, overly long (repetitive without saying anything new/could have been tightened), and fraught with sloppy rhyme scheme and meter (also contains a misspelling). Too hastily written, perhaps? For me, these problems work against the humor of the poem. Even parody deserves a little time to distill. I look forward to reading more of your work.

Reviewed by Gilles Marchand
Reviewed on January 21, 2002
Right to the point!
P.S. no more golden shower for a while o.k.!
Always...
Blue eyed fish...

Reviewed by Gregory Sonn (Reader)
Reviewed on January 21, 2002
Karen,
this is hilarious! What a great poem and so true too!Very inventive and I will give you a ten to be sure!Who is the little general? it's precious! Gregg

Reviewed by Trixie Love
Reviewed on January 21, 2002
Karen, i am laghing so hard
right now that the tears
are streaming down my cheeks...
I love it.... :)

Hugs,
Trixie Treats...lol

Reviewed by Trixie Love
Reviewed on January 21, 2002
AMEN!!!! TeeHeeHee...TeeHeeHee !!!!Babylon Goddess sisters rule!!!

Lady Water Dove *~*~*~

Reviewed by A. Sperry
Reviewed on January 21, 2002
::laughs hysterically:: I like this one... I really do. I feel I must clarify a few things, though. I'm going to be incredibly arrogant and claim to have contributed inspiration for part of this poem. You didn't like a piece I wrote. That's fine. Your opinion is appreciated. I left your review in place and swallowed my "1" gracefully. But, really... I don't know what you expect from me. I'm not taking the poem down just because you don't like it. Nor will I cater my writing to your tastes. -I do not write for anyone but myself, selfish as that may sound- But anywho... I liked your poem and I'm sorry to say I agree with most of it. I hope this nonsense has caused no hard feelings because I really respect you as a fellow author.
April

BTW... that's an adorable picture.


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