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In Love With The Geico Caveman
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In Love With The Geigo Caveman
By La Belle Rouge


I'm in love with the Geico Caveman
for this I make no apology
that big and sexy brute of a dude
has stolen my poor heart
and discovered the fire in me

look at that noble brow
look at that masculine chin
those deep, intelligent eyes
those volumious lips I wanna kiss
again and again

his hair grows thick and fuzzy
on every inch of his skin so tan
and that luxurious beard
on his rugged, manly face
tickles when he kisses my.... hand

with his tough, bad-boy expression
and angry indignant pout
uh yeah Baby, you're my kinda man
even if the whole wide world wonders
what I could be thinkin about

so come and get your love big boy
you can kiss, bite or chew me
cause Baby, I'm so easy
even a caveman can do me


1/29/2007 La Belle Rouge

'Love Should Be Fun'


Music "Come And Get Your Love"



   

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 Reviews of "In Love With The Geico Caveman"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 8, 2007
I think you insulted him with that last line. I prefer the Gecko... What! Does that make me a lizard brain! (probably just an Aussie).

Ron

Reviewed on January 31, 2007
Hee, Heeeeeeeeeee! Hello, hello, hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love it, La Belle, indeed. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on January 30, 2007
lol ... clever with just the right amount of humor ... someone any cave girl would fall stones and bones over ...


Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on January 30, 2007
He is a hunk isn't he? Those eyes are going to get him everywhere :-)

Wonderful! Just soooo happy to see you back!!!!

Reviewed on January 30, 2007
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

LaBelle, you are a love! Thanks for making my day with this fun write! BRAVA!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Am saving this one to read again; it's a classic! LOL

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on January 30, 2007
this is absolutely a hoot...I will never look at that commercial the same way after reading this...thanks for the chuckles

Carole

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on January 30, 2007
This is a riot! I love it!

Reviewed by Simon Barreiros (Reader)
Reviewed on January 30, 2007
Oh, i love this. So funny! Well written as well. I can hear the shrinks haggling now, " hmmmm...Must be a displaced father figure driven by media agents and the hypnotic unavailability of a man from the past. Even a shink can do it..." doh! Big smile Rouge...
yours,
simon

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on January 30, 2007
I noticed Mr. Ed, has answered you...
I knew when I saw the name of this, I had to read! Hilarious!

Lisa

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on January 30, 2007
What an enjoyable and compelling write, Belle! I got such a kick out of reading this -- makes me wonder what he really looks like under the carefully designed facade! Well done and a pleasure to read your delightful humor.
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 30, 2007
I always knew my rugged Caveman look would be 'in' one day. I think the guy in the commercial is my cousin!

Reviewed by Vesna Perkovic (Reader)
Reviewed on January 29, 2007
What a delightfully funny piece of work..sure is different from your other pieces..didn't know you had such a fab sense of humour..yup never a dull moment with Belle..YAY!!!

Vesna:)

Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen
Reviewed on January 29, 2007
Hey, Baby, if it ain't fun, then what's the use?
Welcome back to AD, dear La Belle! You have been sorely missed!
Peace unto you, Poetess,
Carolyn

Reviewed on January 29, 2007
LMAO at this one Belle. Well done

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on January 29, 2007
Oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,How cute...Hugsssss

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on January 29, 2007
It's hard not to laugh. To each their own. Holly

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on January 29, 2007
Hee, hee, your a mess La Belle
Wonder what the cave woman looks
like..
Thanks for stopping by...

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on January 29, 2007
Ummm... think I am possibly missing something here... Kate xx

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on January 29, 2007
You sizzle even when humorous
Excellent piece...LaBelle

Love & Peace
William

Reviewed by Rusty Daily
Reviewed on January 29, 2007
Humor at its best.
Rusty

Reviewed by Joyce Hale
Reviewed on January 29, 2007
Hee hee hee I love it! Enjoyed, Belle.

Peace. Joyce

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on January 29, 2007
Belle,

I hope his girlfriend the psychologist don't get angry. Words out that she's got the hots for him too. (lol)

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on January 29, 2007
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Reviewed by Debashish Haar
Reviewed on January 29, 2007
This is fanbloodytastic (only if the word enters webster)...

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on January 29, 2007
LOL

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on January 29, 2007
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
What a relief to know, I am not the only one who thinks he is hot!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
we should form a club lol
love thissssssssssssssss
pax A

Reviewed by Debra Harmes-Kurth (Reader)
Reviewed on January 29, 2007
Laughing like crazy here, the poem was good up to the last lines, then it got even better~! What fun this was.
debra


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