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Can't Get Enough Of My Geico Caveman's Love
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The Geico Caveman...
He's So Angry, Dirty And Primitive!
The Original Bad Boy.

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Can't Get Enough Of My Caveman's Love
By La Belle Rouge

Mmmm Baby,
You’re so rugged and tough.
I just can’t get enough
Of your primal kind of love

Mmmm Mister, I’d go anywhere
When you drag me by my hair.
When you club me in your cave
You make me moan and rave
For more caveman attention
touches too naughty to mention.

Darlin, everywhere I go
There’s always something
To remind me.... of you
And your brand of loving too.
You brute, I think you’re just so cute
With your sexy, disgusted pout
It's what macho's all about.
Feel this need to bite your lip.
This blouse is thin, give it a rip
Cause I can’t get enough of you
Believe me Baby it’s true .

The problem with modern man,
He’s too polite, can’t understand
The needs of wild women like me.
My caveman suits me to a tee.
Even love your gamey scent.
Bottle that manly fragrance
And you’ll make a mint!

Oh, can’t get enough of your love Baby
Your dangerous frown turns me upside down
Drives me close to crazy.
Can’t get enough of primitive you
And all the good/bad things you do.
I adore that hairy chest
And those big hands
with which you're blessed.

Mmmm Baby,
You're so rugged and tough
I just can’t get enough
Of your primal kind of love.


4/24/2007 La Belle Rouge

“Primitive Passion”

Music "Can't Get Enough Of Your Love Babe" By The Great Barry White


        

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Reviewed by NONE NONE (Reader)
Reviewed on May 19, 2007
lmfao!!! this was great!!!!!

Reviewed by Morning Star
Reviewed on April 25, 2007
I love all of their commercials
And in this write it seems like his truly
A life in this sensual piece!!
Outstanding write as always
Your words captured a very vivid imagery and flow
And I think I'm going to call the Geico Caveman!!
Love And Peace To you always
your friend...Morning Star

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on April 25, 2007
I love this caveman thing of yours
You bring him to life

Love & Peace
William

Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on April 25, 2007
You have a great way with words.excellent!

Reviewed on April 25, 2007
This should be featured on the Geico ads; you'd make a mint! LOL Very cute write, LaBelle; you have dragged me in (by my thinning hair, no less) into this poem! Very well done; brava!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on April 25, 2007
Belle,

This should be a Geico commercial. (lol) Loved it.

Reviewed on April 24, 2007
:) I love the caveman, too, but I'll let you have first dibs. :) Enjoyed this one, well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Taylor Ryan
Reviewed on April 24, 2007
Well...you have me rolling on the floor with this one. My sound was off too and I just noticed the mention of barry Whiite with this. Now I just have to read it all over again and get the full impact of caveman luv....You are the greatest Belle. I need to borrow some of your humor and imagination.
Love, Taylor

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 24, 2007
Does him have a big club or something?

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on April 24, 2007
a real Neanderthal knockout! his cave must be rockin' ;)

Reviewed on April 24, 2007
LOve this! Love this! Love this!
LaBelle!
Loveeeeeeee Barry White, have his C.D. Collection too!
and this primitive thought,is Passion I want!

Great POem!
Thanks for the laughs!
WArmly,WArrior PURPLE Lady Sheeeoox

Reviewed by Regina Pounds
Reviewed on April 24, 2007
oh, ma Belle...priceless! :)))

Gina

Reviewed on April 24, 2007
Had to laugh at this one. or should I say OOG AHG EEK OO OO Ugh

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 24, 2007
Woonderbaar!!

Gotta love it!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by H Cruz
Reviewed on April 24, 2007
Awesome! very C-R-E-A-T-I-V-E 2 much fun...
would you like chips and ptaradoctile sauce to go with that brontasourus burger? AAARRRG!

Reviewed by Jennifer Butler (Reader)
Reviewed on April 24, 2007
That was just adorable, La Belle.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 24, 2007
WOW! My cousin Ugh the Caveman just read this and went howling off into the woods. He'll probably be howlin and dancin - all day!


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