Daddy's Jewels
By Southern Comfort & La Belle Rouge
Me and Sissy be jewels of the South,
but we aint all that pure, we be horny and have potty mouths.
Mama caught me and Sissy cussin a blue streak,
She washed our mouths out and we blew bubbles fur a week.
We aint regular Belles, we say," To Hell with candy!"
" Furget that Shit, gives us brandy!"
Me and Sissy never wears our pantaloons.
When Sissy pisses me off, I tips hern hoopskirt up and shows hern moon.
Ifen she gers pissed she pinches my hooters,
That burns me up sos I rakes my shoe and boot her!
One time a comely Gent caught my eye,
so I locked Sissy in the one holer, to be first in line.
The smell was powerful bad, Sissy almost lost hern mind.
Our Mama be a cold tater, do tell,
the onlyest hell she ever raised was me and LaBelle.
Our Daddy goes to Miss Sadies's Cat house fur some lovin each night,
Cause the last time he stuck hisn thang in Mama, it got frostbite.
Me and Sissy followed Daddy to Miss Sadie’s
and through the back door we slipped in.
The goins on in thar made Sissy and me grin!
Purdy painted Ladies was a showin hooters and plump booties,
While theys helpin men with theys hard problems,
cause it was theys paid duty.
Whilest nobody be a lookin,
Sissy and me helped ourselves to cigars and brandy,
Then we hid and watched folks get buck wild , horny and randy!
Crazed old men was a humpin to beats the band.
Sissy started a screamin," He be a killin her!",
cause the way of humpin, she didn't understand!
Them ole men commensed to a gruntin like hogs,
They be a pokin everythang with theys protrudin logs!
Sissy and me commensed to hootin and a hollerin
and we gots caught by our Daddy.
He dragged us outside and whooped our tails fur bein bratty!
Mama caught me smokin one of Daddy's cigars and I annouced
that when I gots full growed I was gonna be a Ho,
That when she whopped my head and I woke up on the flow!
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Well, my sister, Comfort, she is not at all like me
I’m a bonafied belle, a fair flower of the South, you see.
She speaks so crudely and shocks the world...
while I am a soft spoken, educated and cultured girl.
Though I am a true Lady no pantaletts cover my bounty.
Miss Comfort has tipped my hoop skirt and my full moon
has shone on most of the Gentlemen in the county.
It was truly interesting, I must admit to it
to visit Miss Sadie’s and watch them Gents And Ladies “Do It.”
I know a bit more than my sister thinks I do
cause me and Johnny McCade did it too!
We sneaked off to the horse barn late one night
during Mama’s boring debutante cotillion
and he gave it to me good, cause I was willing.
Now I have to confess, if truthful I am to be
that the atmosphere at Sadie’s excited me.
Those lovely loose Ladies and rowdy, randy Gents
acting like they didn’t have half a lick of sense.
Whoopin and a hollerin, swingin from chandeliers
slurpin brandy off each other’s private parts
and dippin big bosoms into steins of beer!
And those long cigars can be used for more than smokin.
If I hadn’t seen it I wouldn’t believe it
if you told me I’d a thought you were jokin!
It was almost worth the beatin we had to endure
spendin an evenin being so lowdown and impure.
We stripped off to our chemies and tried to join in.
Johnny was there, he wanted to do it again.
And just about the time I was gonna get some boom boom
Damn it all, Daddy came rushing into the room.
He yelled and dragged me and Comfort out the door
he beat us once then he beat us some more.
I was scandalized and gave my life much thought
I didn’t want it to be ill spent and wasted for naught.
I meditated back at the plantation with all my might
and after much soul searching I have decided....
to become a Lady Of The Night.
Ladies, this was most definatly worth the cost of admission. I must say that was a dandy of a poem, I laughed like sin and that picture, I think those shoes went out of style before the roaring twenties. Is that really the two of you? And when? Thanx 4 the trip down memory lane it made my day!!! ;-)
OOOOOO Sissy, now folks are gonna see our dirty laundry, what will Mama say? We be Miss Sadies top money makers! Now Ya'LL come by and see us, Ya Hear? We take plastic, so don't leave home without it! LOVE YOU! Sissy
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on July 13, 2007
Hee, hee, hawwww. I never heard tell
of gals like ya'll?
Both of ya is great...
SMooooooo00000000000000000CH!
oh you NAUGHTY girls,,i wish I lived next door to ya'll .ooooooooweeeeee. I be a learning fool.
Nice story line and nicely done ,both of you ladies take a bow
now...........the days of cigars and wiskey oh my.......hhhmmm hmmm
stan
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Sweet Comfort and Lady Belle, you write good too! -gene.
George
of gals like ya'll?
Both of ya is great...
SMooooooo00000000000000000CH!
Love Tinka
...lmao while on the "flow"
now where is "Miss Sadies anyhow"
Uh...never mind...Now the call 'em..."Lucky Spa"
Fine job .....Ladies
Walt
Ain't y'all just the purtiest thangs! Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Got in in y'all: sassy! Brilliant!
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
" Furget that Shit, gives us brandy!"
Have I met you two in a bar somewhere??!! Perhaps, New Orleans??
Nice story line and nicely done ,both of you ladies take a bow
now...........the days of cigars and wiskey oh my.......hhhmmm hmmm
stan
Peace, Love, and Light,
Amber "V"
What a purrfect combination.