I loved you Cheese
before you molded
and corrupted the air around you
with the stench of social stagnation.
Cheese you stink
you moldy degenerate
societal blight wrapped in cellophane.
You thought just because
you are part of,
you belong
to the basic food groups
we'd be forced to eat you
long after your expiration date.
Cheese you are nauseating
maggot-infested garbage.
You stink worse than the unwashed
hairy poets in the Cavern.
I protest you cheese.
I speak for the masses
huddled together in damp dark caves.
Screw you, do you,
in a fondue stew fit for filthy pigs.
We don't greet you
Neanderthals wouldn't eat you
Snub you, club you
pelt you, melt you into oblivion
into an odorous mass of goo.
And the beat goes on My Brothers
while Cheese disentigrates to nothing
in the city dump
Now where's my doorprise Pee Wee Ed?
9/28/2007 La Belle Rouge
Cavetress Supreme
Music "The Beat Goes On"
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Reviews of "Fondue You, For Mr. Ed's Poet's Cavern"
love the cheesy fumes comin' our way Belle!
Here's to you, YOU win!
Love Cher too!
The cave has no idea what is in store! Hear us roar...
Warmly,Warrior Lady Sheeeoox
This is brilliant, Belle. I very much like your upbeat Fonda's Fitness approach to the downbeat, deadpan pseudo-satirical drum Beat of the serious subject of Cheese. Tis all enough to make a caveman Howl. Make sure you don't let em all wolf your prize exhibit: Emmenthal for the Neanderthals... :)) K xx
Hello Belle Rouge,
I'm new to game, but now I begin to see how stinky it all can be. I
brought a mouse }:] you see. I love the play on words and the coorelation to Mr. Ginsberg. Good Show my man!! Don
It's not from Netherland that cheese packet in red comes from?
Stop bitching! and by the way, you are overdressed for our chow nite.
Neanderthal the Elder
It's RAD, man! Totally rad! I can see Ginsberg smiling over this Belle. Yes a real winner here!! Ed, may I have another glass of Merlot? You guys really didn't bathe did you!
Love you Belle,
Ann
Cheese Wiz! Better watch out when the mangy polecats CUT THE CHEESE, a greeny toxic mist wafts from their cave, killin anythang it encounters! LOVE YOU! Sissy
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.
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Here's to you, YOU win!
Love Cher too!
The cave has no idea what is in store! Hear us roar...
Warmly,Warrior Lady Sheeeoox
STay Positive! Happy and STrong!
Hugs.....
I'm new to game, but now I begin to see how stinky it all can be. I
brought a mouse }:] you see. I love the play on words and the coorelation to Mr. Ginsberg. Good Show my man!! Don
well done...
John
Be safe,
Karen
You don't win the door prize, Belle, you win the Grand Prize - a trip to Limburg-or is it to Hawaii?
Kathy
Stop bitching! and by the way, you are overdressed for our chow nite.
Neanderthal the Elder
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Ginsberg is one of my faves, as is Pablo Neruda: as are you: you're on a roll!
Love you Belle,
Ann
Fee
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)
Peace, Love, and Light,
Amber "V"
That was pretty "Cheesy" if I do say so.
LOL
Walt