For all you poor Gents
who are under the weather
Nurse Helping Hands is here
to ask you whether.....
You need a back rub
or a nice warm sponge bath
Maybe if you’re depressed
a tickle and a good laugh
But to each his own
Darlin, it’s your thing
Would you like a shot of love
or some famous flogging pain?
A little back massage
to help where it hurts
She’s heard that you men
are all terrible flirts
Do be discreet Sirs
and watch what you pinch
A man will take a mile
if you give him just an inch
And if she catches you peeking
down the top her uniform...
well, when you’re built like her
being ogled is the norm!
She's a vision in white
an angel of mercy for sure
and her true intentions are
totally professional and pure
Now you need to follow
her directions to the letter
Then the nurse will kiss it
and make it ALL better
Soon she’ll have you well
and feeling good as new
With all the healing procedures
that a redhead nurse can do
4/4/2008 La Belle Rouge
“Poetry For Laughs”
Music "From Me To You"
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Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on April 5, 2008
Glad to see you included this----With all the healing procedures
that a redhead nurse can do...cause we redheads do do it right! Don't we? Love this one Belle, love holly
Well where the hell were you when I was in the hospital Belle cause none of the nurses I had dressed in white, had big boobs with clevage or long legs that came up to make an ass of themselves and the only S & M they were interested in was sticking IV and blood needles into my body. They did all mean well though...
lol. Before the gray, I was redheaded and a registered nurse. In my younger years of working on the regular "units" this isn't too far from the truth and hysterical. And yes, back then my intentions were pure. lol Liz
Belle, this is so delightfully funny, I am going to send it on to my daughter, a nurse, and see if it works the same way for blonds...
peace and love, Carole~
Good Morning La Belle,
I will gladly take a shot of Love
who could ever have to much :)
Sexy Sweet & Fun Nursing in Your Poetry!!
Have A Fabulous Day Poetess!!
Embraced ~ Embrassé
Vickie
Oh, my goodness...I predict a rash of male illnesses around A.D. mighty soon! But take care of Fee and Georg first, Nurse Helping Hands. A wake-me-up verse well done, La Belle **grins**
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that a redhead nurse can do...cause we redheads do do it right! Don't we? Love this one Belle, love holly
hugs
Fee
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
peace and love, Carole~
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Delightful write, and love the music!
well done La Belle...
John
They said that red-head nurses are yummy! ! !
Georg
I will gladly take a shot of Love
who could ever have to much :)
Sexy Sweet & Fun Nursing in Your Poetry!!
Have A Fabulous Day Poetess!!
Embraced ~ Embrassé
Vickie
Micke
an angel of mercy for sure
And what an angel, she surely is!
But I hope she knows, CPR, too!