The Colonel Is In BIG Trouble With His Southern Belle
Never Been To Spain
by La Belle Rouge
well he ran off to Mallorca
and he told her not to worry
he’d be always thinking of her
and he be back in a hurry
a short vacation
sad situation
she had to deal with
well she’d never been to Spain
but she pictured senoritas
and all that rain in the plain
while he was sipping margaritas
she knew her man
was out of hand
in old Mallorca
well that man he finally came home
with his jaded sated urge to roam
he was looking tan and buff
and so sexy sure nuff
she could forgive him
of places he’d been
if he didn’t tell her
she said, “i never been to Spain
and i never been to France
sat here worried every day
about who got into your pants
but you look so fine dear
and i think it’s time dear
to kiss and make up"
she said “i never been to Spain
but you can bet i’m goin next year
meet some handsome latin lovers
and baby you can just stay here
and now you cheata
get my magarita
and draw my bubble bath"
Well ifen that don't beat all, Sexy Daddy jest got back and my Sissy is on the prowl! Little Rattlesnake is hissin pissed! YA'LL best watch out fur SNAKE BITE! The Redhead's Sissy
Dear Belle - nice little studio, 2 cheeky doves, few poetry books, nicely stocked cupboards, sea view, technically Spain because they nicked it from the nice folk who were here already, and if you fancy, its all yours for the next couple of weeks as i would prefer to leave early - it's exhausting! i've just been accidentally snogged by an Italian, its hard to make it down the street, honestly, i'm wondering if there is may be a shortage of women folk here or something? i'm just glad to have made it home to a nice cup of tea and a spot of poetry - fun poem Belle, thanks for the read -enjoy the bubbles :)
lol...when the cats away a mouse can play ;)
lets Tango Baby...those latin men can not wait a whole year!!
I will be more than happy to join you on this erotic escape, a vacation indeed :) ahhh yes I love Margarita's Too!! :)
I can see the men now....
Much Love & Inspiration
Embraced ~ Embrassé
Vickie
RUH Roh, me thinks someone's in trouble ... LOL I ain't never been to Spain, either, La Belle, Mexico is as close as I've gotten (ole!). Georg didn't get me a souvenir, either ... RUH Roh! An excellent write, my dear Lady.
The Colonel, as the Officer and a Gentleman he is will refrain to tell his Southern Belle to go smell some magnolias, after all it was she that didn't wanted to travel over that much water just for a short visit to a very little island...
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This one is fuuuuuuuuuuuuny! I love the way you put it together! What is good for the goose....
Thanks for the bringing a smile to my heart!
hugs
Fee
John
lets Tango Baby...those latin men can not wait a whole year!!
I will be more than happy to join you on this erotic escape, a vacation indeed :) ahhh yes I love Margarita's Too!! :)
I can see the men now....
Much Love & Inspiration
Embraced ~ Embrassé
Vickie
Be always safe,
Karen
of the story telling.
Harold M. Nash
Newfie hugs, Rose
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
the Colonel
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D