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Buzzard Bar B Q
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Buzzard Bar B Q
By La Belle Rouge


Well I should think, Cousin Mouth,
an educated Southern Belle like you
with a thievin no good buzzard
would know what to do.

It's social season in The South
and It’s been a long time
since we had a Bar B Q !

I’ll bring the sauce and
you bring the hickory wood.
Why, we’ll scald and pluck
that shifty ole bird
then we’ll cook him up
finger lickin good,

We’ll invite all our friends
from the mountains to the sea.
Don’t you pay no attention to
that buzzard’s pathetic plea.

He’s just plannin an escape.
Don’t let him pull no hanky panky
you know you can’t trust a buzzard
especially if he’s a Yankee!

Of course he'll be finger lickin
I heard buzzard tastes just like chicken


Yeeeeehaw


8/15/2009

La Belle Rouge




   

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Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on September 19, 2009
a finger lickin good poem -- filled with tasty verbiage - so bring on the buzzard and smoke him good -- peace and love my friend -- Jon Michael

Reviewed on August 18, 2009
Such a humorous buzzbee and fun write!
I'll bring the spicy deviled eggs and chewy brownies with nuts galore!
As this Southern Gal knows how to rip 'n' roar!

WRITE ON!
Blessings and BBQ Sauce-filled fingers, Purple_Passions_Pulsing, SHEEoxoo


Reviewed on August 18, 2009
Light-hearted (on the surface) and brisk. I loved it.

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on August 17, 2009
Finger lickin good for fun write here, young lady.

~W~

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on August 16, 2009
The sauce and the hickory wood... now that sounds good to me. Thanks for the laugh.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on August 16, 2009
Ain't tastin' no rumproast nor chicken, more like a rat with feathers, but he holdin' gold for the ED's brothers and that's reason 'nough fer us generous people to spring him out of jail...bur fers...the gold!

EDvard, very poor Ole Brother


Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on August 16, 2009
LaBelle,
Why am I curling up in a protective ball? Tryin' to hold onto my feathers, I guess. Wicked, you are, and I love it!

John

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on August 15, 2009
I think the buzz is in it up to his bbq tail feathers, ala mode. Patrick

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on August 15, 2009
Now how did I know this here buzzard was going to catch on, Fantastic piece, sure got me smiling...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed on August 15, 2009
Two Southern Belles after my hide this can't be good :)
I think I may be safer here in jail LOL

I enjoyed this La Belle
Have a good day
BBQ Buzz

Reviewed by Donna DeLong Matthews (Reader)
Reviewed on August 15, 2009
Belle this was a total Hoot...
Well I got that ole Buz behind
bars and in court and it wont purty...
Since he's a forigner he aint go no
rights... Last I heard he was squaking
something about an appeal. Fat chance.
And no Darlin Im sure he dont taste like
chicken may run and hide like one but
I agree with Mr. Ed Im sure he taste like
a rump roast.... He is a dear sweet man
and friend but the critter stole my candy..
chocolate... and is now after my Gold Pen
He has no shame...
I would tar and feather him
but I think another female already did that.

I told him the say'n we have here
is you come to Florida on vacation
and leave on probation. Poor Buz the
only way he will get back home is forfit
the Gold Pen or have his buds break him
out and they have to come to my turf to
do so and will be tried in the very same
court that tried ole Buz.

Sugar this was awesome... So good to laugh...

Thanks for your support in this. LOL

Hugs
D

Reviewed by Melissa Mendelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 15, 2009
I think that buzzard was the one that cut me off the other day while driving. Hope he tasted finger lickin good. :-p

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on August 15, 2009
THIS 'BUZZA-A-A-R-D' THING GETS BETTER AND BETTER. LOTS OF WONDERFUL HUMOR. ENJOYED. THANKS FOR SHARING AND BLESSINGS.
JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on August 15, 2009
Cute. Other than that, I'll just bite my tongue.

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on August 15, 2009
Funeeeeee, Belle. Yours, from buzzard land. -gene.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on August 15, 2009
A good laugh at the North from a Southern Belle.

Reviewed on August 15, 2009
*Laffin' too hard to review* LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

ADORABLE write; well penned! BRAVA!

Reviewed on August 15, 2009
ROFL! La Belle, yer a hoot. I heerd buzzards are tough -

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on August 15, 2009
Not a good sign for Yankee's... but very funny.

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Goddess Love (Reader)
Reviewed on August 15, 2009
A humorous poem but think I'll pass the tasting of the Buzzard. Tammy

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 15, 2009
I heard buzzard tastes just like chicken

You southern gals have obviously never tasted Canadian Buzzard - they taste more like Rump Roast!


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