Sometimes we all get in a poetry rut
we need a few laughs we need to strut
create a character not at all who you are
and see if your poem by them can go far!!
Don't Hate Me
By Salley Sue
just because I got a crook in my nose
a gap in my teeth and a hole in my hose
a slow annoying drawl and a bit of a lisp
and a bad attitude that keeps you pissed
I mite have big freckles all over my body
but I’m still a bonified playgirl hottie
just because I got stringy, greasy hair
one blue and one green eye to compare
both crossed like they’s saying howdy
when I get jacked up I’m a little rowdy
cause I’m a double D and I never wear a bra
and I expect to be treated like a movie star
all the men turn and watch me walk by
my big booty swangin and a saying “Hi”
you can only wish you was as purdy as me
all the fabalous I am you wish you could be
And boobyfull too! I love it when you get down and dirty. Remind me of my aunt Gertie. But you're not like that. You're more like that girl in Little Abner, Daisy Mae with red harr and freckles like Doris Day––Woopie!
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Blessings,
Christine
Howdy! Salley Sue...pleased as punch ta meet yah!
Hilariously rowdy !!
Lady Mary Ann
budd
she's a true cutie
You're the reason a quit mah drinkin.
Salley Sue!!
Nice to meet You..
Lady Vivian
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Dan
Ron
Always,
Deborah
Regis