Stand By Yo Man Anyways

Hape Valuntynes Dae Frum Tha Hilz
By Salley Sue

hit's almoz hear, gud ole valuntynes dae
an I'm so xcited don't no whut ta sae
my ole man's been a makin somthun
out in tha shop, I bet hit's so purdy
hit'll make my jaw drop

hit aint gone be no roses or kande nor sech
maybe hit'll be a toy fer Ole Red ta fech
I do njoy a playin fech with Ole Red,
me an him's tha same color on our hed

las yeer I got a carved statre a Stonwall Jacksun
his'n arm wuz gone and he had an erecshun
I wated for hours fer tha thang ta go down
then I finully called ta onliest dr. in town

he saed “Salley Sue, is you crazy? That thar woody
aint a goin down.... no if's but's nor maybe's
you can wate for hours or forty for,
it'll still be a stickin out and that's for shor

oh well no ned fer me ta ges. Whatever I gets
hit'll make the goat cluck an on that I bets
anywy hope you has a bodacus gud un too
hapy valuntynes frum tha hilz an Salley Sue

an remember..... don't botha tha Dr. sum woodys aint neva goin down. Sumtims hit's hard ta be a woman but jes stan by yo man anyways