Some strange things have happened as I've started to age
So many ailments, they won't fit on this page
First it was knee pain, then cataracts grew
Then diabetes, high blood pressure that made me so blue
Do you know incontinence,, it's such a big word
But it causes distress or haven't you heard?
The backaches keep coming, and the pain in my leg
I can't hardly make it, I belong in my bed