This came to mind while watching "Desperate Housewives."
"OUR HUSBAND"
How do you know so much about my man? His likes, His dislikes and just-won't-eats... His BIRTHMARK? I've never told anyone about that. When did you see him naked?
How do you know so much about my man? Where he works, When he works and what he makes... HIS DAYS OFF? I am still in shock about the birthmark. How'd you get his office number?
How do you know so much about my man? His name, And the pet name I call him... "PHOOFYJOE" The name that I call him when we make love... Did he give you a name, too?
How do you know so much about my man? Yours and mine Sound nearly identical. THIS IS WEIRD. Sounds like something out of "The Twilight Zone." I think I've figured it out.
How do you know so much about my man? Because your man And mine are one in the same. HOW STUPID Could you and I have both possibly been? How many more have been hurt?
How do you know so much about my man? I don't want him. The creep don't deserve to live. THE BASTARD. I have heard it's "Ladies' Night" at the bar. What say we drown our troubles?
(C) Copy written, November 1, 2004, by Karla Dorman.
I'm with Lisa on this one, saw the title, made a beeline for it. LOL. I keep getting a nagging feeling that my ex may have pulled a bigawhammy. Don't know why, but wouldn't put it past him. A plum, Karla!
I'll have to admit..after reading the title I just couldn't stay away! Ofcourse there will be a few that will not only stay away they'll run the other way. Anyway..this is a real gem of a write Karla!
Lisa
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on November 1, 2004
Ouch ouch boy that reminded me of my first husband rather he was married to about five of us. Wasn't funny then but now well let's just say he did not practice Nancy Reagon's speech Just Say No.
The bum went to prison though. A real eye opener.
I met Jerome on a busy city street in Baltimore, Maryland, when he was forty-five years old. On that particular day, I was out and about, enjoying a much-needed day off from work.
I wanted to purchase a sukiyaki sub. I parked my car in an area of
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Interesting write, must check out the flick when it comes around or under lol
Love Ch'erie
Very well thought out write Karla
God Bless
Michelle~
TRASK
My friend, another penned masterpiece from a poetess unique - wonderful!!
Robert
good write, karla
love, john+
Thats a bummer Karla!!
Brilliant write!!
Love Tinka
LOL!
Take care,
Sherry
WEll done!
Lisa
The bum went to prison though. A real eye opener.
this is too funny, but sadly, this happens more often than you may think! wonderfully wry write with a dash of wicked wit; well done! brava!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, karen lynn. :D
Carmen :-)
just kiddin'!
very true to life!!!
have heard of this happening too many times!
pax A