This is the sad ending to Southern Comforts's poem, "Takin A Ride With Walt."
Back ridin on the ole bicycle,
Nibbins again I did tickle.
Got me so randy I do swear,
The girl she had no underwear.
Could stand it no more and had to stop,
Looked all around and saw no cop.
So behind some bushes we did go,
Knew it was on this time fo sho.
Some humpin and bumpin we was gettin in,
Never gave one thought it might be sin.
Heard a branch that did go pop,
Didn't phase me 'cause I couldn't stop.
Then on my ass there was a whack,
Oh Lordy mercy the cop was back.
He said get up and move yore tail,
'Cause this time boy you's goin to jail.
Love this humorous write leaving just enough to the imagination...hey, this goat that is jailed is the spittin image of one of the goats we have one our farm! Hmmm, might have to take a look in the barn before going to work this morning, make sure he's still there! Humorous write, and well written!
Blessings,
Joyce B.
...For such a worthy cause, The photo doesn't do you justice...and then again...sometimes there is no justice. Well done... You two really are a hoot! Jen
LOL~ Gotta'a love your both humor! :)
LOve this Southern expression walt, SOuthern Comfort
sure riled yOU up!
GREAT Inspiration you too be sellin'!
WArmly, SG
STay Positive!
STay SAFE!
I've had my exper. with cops, running around our car naked, before the light turned green! I just had too! and I did... lol
Damn Walt,
your such a smooth talker..i bet you could give me golf lessons and throw free expert time proven Walt tips on woman talk......long long ago i stared into the blinding light of a cop's flashlight,so does that make us partners in crime now Walt.
Sixty-seven days after departing Flores Island in Europe’s westernmost waters, the schooner Heimdall and her stalwart crew has finally arrived at the mysterious Isla Socorro in the Revillagigedo Archipelagoes. The discoveries they make are astounding
Sixty-seven days after departing Flores Island in Europe’s westernmost waters, the schooner Heimdall and her stalwart crew has finally arrived at the mysterious Isla Socorro in the Revillagigedo Archipelagoes. The discoveries they make are astounding
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Joyce B.
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Karen
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Susan
LOve this Southern expression walt, SOuthern Comfort
sure riled yOU up!
GREAT Inspiration you too be sellin'!
WArmly, SG
STay Positive!
STay SAFE!
I've had my exper. with cops, running around our car naked, before the light turned green! I just had too! and I did... lol
Great Write Walt!!!!
your such a smooth talker..i bet you could give me golf lessons and throw free expert time proven Walt tips on woman talk......long long ago i stared into the blinding light of a cop's flashlight,so does that make us partners in crime now Walt.