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Jack Sparrow: "The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow. It has such a lovely ring to it...and it's not a bad look, really!"



PARTY IN SWEDEN WITH CAPTAIN JACK


ahoy and avast , arrgh and all that lingo
i’ve arrived at the ball, not to play bingo
Captain Jack Sparrow brought his motley crew
to ravish women and down a bottle of stormbrew
or two

in davey jones locker i spent some time
didn’t too much enjoy being dead
rather be alive with ladies dressed fine
playing wicked word games with their
pretty heads

so i stole me a fast schooner from the king
and i commandeered a ghostly crew
sailed away to sweden some color to bring
i drank all the rum so now i’m craving
stormbrew

my piercing black eyes will capture your desire
and my dark dreadlocks will fuel your fire
so come lovely ladies and sit on Jack’s lap
and i’ll give your fine asses a little pinch
and a slap

those furry wolf men and cold vampires
can’t begin to light your hot lady fires
they’re so stinky boring and passé
spend a night with Capt. Jack and we’ll
sail away

i brought my irons i brought my rope
brought dirty jokes and recreational smokes
i’m packing a big loaded pistol
we’ll drink a cask of inebriating spirits
from stolen goblets made of crystal

come me pretties and set sail with me
on an ocean of love and a rolling sea
i brought my sword i brought my plank
you can play with my blade, give my plank
a yank

and so I say to each costumed cutie
Captain Jack Sparrow has arrived
i’m here for the booty

savvy?




DJA 10-28-2009