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Indian Maidens Win War!
by Ann Scarborough → (All Poetry by Ann Scarborough)
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Together, Apache, Cherokee, and Choctaw force to be reckoned with


Poem Artwork

Choctaw Princess still insulted by Sioux Ed


But have handsome Choctaw brave in teepee


Sioux Ed will be captured by thousands of Choctaw braves


Brought to Princess Lacy Fern for punishment.


 


Princess Lacy Fern will have to think on proper punishment.


Maybe Princess Lacy Fern make


Sioux Ed keep collateral damage as son!


Or put him on heap big diet, cause


He one weight challenged brave


Scalping maybe only option though


Since has been to Calico Kat’s house of bath.


 


Right now though Princess Lacy Fern


Has handsome Choctaw brave in teepee


MMMMMMM Choctaw brave will make music


Using Princess Lacy Fern’s body


Choctaw rhythm have beat of tom-toms


And pleasure cries a plenty.


 


Lil Rattlesnake has made it here and has own teepee


with many handsome Choctaw braves to choose from


Sioux Ed not tame Indian Maidens


We fierce in combat and have many many braves


 


Apache Sister Princess Turtle Shell Shoes


Has decided to forgive PeeWee Ed.


She realize PeeWee Ed not know romance!


She try to teach him.


 


Sioux Ed most likely lost in northern clime


Since was following Always Lost.


War is over!


Sioux Ed lost!


 


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 Reviews of "Indian Maidens Win War!"
Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on September 24, 2007
Good girl, glad I stopped to catch up...Lady J

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on September 21, 2007
Thank you for showing them the women aren't just squaws they're tough, great write and thank you for sharing.
Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on September 21, 2007
I really love a war that is over before it began.....
Sending many a Brave Brave to ...Happy humping ground...LOl

Walt

Reviewed by Patricia Bankhead (Reader)
Reviewed on September 21, 2007
Terrific write...Enjoyed!
Love and Hugs...
Patty

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on September 20, 2007
All the Indian maidens stand strong and tall and tan the hide of the clan know as "Ed"... Maidens seem to have act together and strategy to follow through...Just terrific....

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on September 20, 2007
Hey Baby Girl! No have to worry bout Ole Faithful Sissy Flame Hair blew him away! I love my new home and as for the Braves, HUBBA-HUBBA, me have died and gone to Happy Huntin Ground! LOVE YOU! Sissy Wild Woman

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on September 20, 2007
NEWS FLASH: .......

Indian Maidens Win War
Calico Kat's house still open for business
Many braves come
To smoke peace pipe or cigars
Still hoping to enjoy
Oysters and strawberry
And other similar delights.

But night still young
Come join in the fun.
Indian Maidens let them
Braves show you how it's done
Then you get them scalps
For for hair extensions.

Indian Maidens get treated
to a night of luxury.

Calico Kat

Reviewed on September 20, 2007
LOLOLOLOL

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 20, 2007
Well now that all the fighting is over come on down to Mr Fee's bath and Shower house to get cleaned up and cleaned out...tell them Mr. Fee sent ya for big discount...ugh!

Fee

Reviewed on September 20, 2007
Yeah, we won, we won AGAIN!!!!


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