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Writing Stinkers and Gems
by CJ Heck → (All Poetry by CJ Heck)
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We all write 'em sometimes ...

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Writing Stinkers and Gems

Sometimes, I write a real stinker,
most times I write a nice gem.
More often than not, it’s a mixture of both
that somehow escapes through my pen.


I know what to do with the good ones,
and the stinkers will all crash and burn,
but what do I do with the ones that are both? 
It's something that I can’t discern.


Right now they all go in drawers,
male and female, they must multiply.
When I open the drawers it seems there are more
than I recall putting inside.


I hope there’s a poetry warehouse.
If there is, I must go there someday.
I’ve run out of drawers and some smell pretty bad,
yet they’re too good to just throw away ...


    

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 Reviews of "Writing Stinkers and Gems"
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on March 18, 2007
I've written A few stinkers myself CJ
comes with the territory
Some might say, mine are all stinkers

Love & Peace
William

Reviewed by Rusty Daily
Reviewed on October 22, 2006
How could anyone read this poem and not be tickled pink with humor and envy. This is just some good old fun stuff that wants to make a body feel good
Hugs
Rusty

Reviewed by K. Mulroney
Reviewed on September 3, 2006
There are no stinkers, just leaners. Some lean straight an some a bit crooked! I loved this one!


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