Kidney Stones --- for Fee (poem) by Kathy Armijo on AuthorsDen

Kidney Stones --- for Fee
by Kathy Armijo → (All Poetry by Kathy Armijo)
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Picture is Fee's new money making "tasty stuff!"

Kidney Stones … for FEE I’ve heard it said . . . that for a man, Passing kidney stones is equivalent To a woman giving birth With one big exception . . . When the stones come out They are G O N E! Yippee!! If kidney stones Were as beautiful As Marilyn Monroe or Angelina Jolie He’d have one draped on each arm. What an armful! If kidney stones were like diamonds He’d want a lot . . . The BIGGER, the better Gracious! What am I thinking? What a riot! Lastly, if kidney stones were as smooth as good bourbon He’d gladly ‘make’ enough Become a wealthy baron And live off that tasty stuff © Copyright – Kathy Armijo, 06-29-10 Note: Fee I hope you enjoyed this silliness. Really, really it was just a good opportunity to pick on you. In truth, I hope you are much better. Much love and healing is being sent your way via good vibes.

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on June 30, 2010

This is great Kathy, and I'm sure Fee loved it, I hope he's fully recovered by now!

ET

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Dear Kathy, as I am passing a few kidney stones myself at this time it only hurts when I laugh, lucky for you I am too far away! (LOL)

Georg

PS. don't know about birthing children's pain, but if it is true...don't expect a man to have more than one himself!!!

Reviewed by larry linville

Thanks for the memories. My first kidney stone was biblical. I went to hospital on Good Friday and on Easter the stone rolled away. Oh, they hurt.

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Very cute, Kathy. Well done.

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson

Reviewed on June 29, 2010

Kathy, I've given birth to five children and I have had kidney stones twice...once sixteen years ago WHILE pregnant with my fourth child and again a year ago last January...and I can tell you,for me, kidney stones are a HECK of a lot worse!!! Cute write for Fee!

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

You did great and yes, kidney stones hurt like hell. Not something to look forward too or wish on anyone...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

funny stuff!

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Too funny Kathy, and yea I wouldn't wish them on anybody for sure there was enough pain to last a long long time.
fee

Reviewed by Christine Alwin

...I gave birth to four babies and had 2 kidney stones...I am telling you ..the stones, though much smaller lol were Wayyyyy more painful..ouch!!!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Had but one very small one in my life so far, and hope I never have another...no way, no how...hope Fee feels okay...ed

Reviewed by Christine Tsen

Runs in the family, even the babies, ouch.
Very clever and fun poem!!!
Blessings,
Christine

Reviewed by Walt Hardester

Got to chime in......Hurts like a bitch.

~W~