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Itsy Bitsy Cockroach
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Vickie's New Millennium Rewrite For Itsy Bitsy Spider ;)

Photography Artist: http://knold.deviantart.com (ReWrite: The Itsy Bitsy Spider) The Itsy Bitsy Cockroach The Itsy Bitsy cockroach climbed on my loaf of bread… Out came my fork and this is what he said, “Please don’t smash me can’t we be friends instead?” Then the itsy bitsy cockroach climbed off my loaf of bread… (Written: February 2^nd, 2008 9:47 a/m) Copyright© 2008 Vickie L. McColley *In Joy, In Peace, In Grace, In Harmony of Love* Embraced ~Embrassé

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Reviews of "Itsy Bitsy Cockroach"

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)

Reviewed on July 26, 2009

Vickie, I HATE cockroaches.
Deb

Reviewed by Robby Baby Poet of Amour (Reader)

Reviewed on September 4, 2008

:) Hey, I believe in not killing insects! LOL Seems you have a series perhaps of these rewrites of nursery rhymes. CUTE! I hope I find more of them at authors den here, if there are indeed some. Keep an eye on that bread...you'd not want to accidentally eat a cockroach! BLECH!

I find these nursery rewrites great fun! Nice job as always.
Robert M

Reviewed by Jill curry (Reader)

Reviewed on July 27, 2008

lololo loved this cute poem

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on March 18, 2008

eeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooowwwwwwwww;-)

Reviewed by Bernice Angoh

Reviewed on March 18, 2008

This is such a fun poem!

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

Reviewed on March 18, 2008

You are a humanitarian at heart Vickie, thanks for saving my life, I owe you one! ha Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on March 18, 2008

They are cretures that have been around for more millions of years we can count after getting a headache doing so.
Do you eat soup with a fork? that's funny and weeeeeeeeird! ! !

Georg

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on March 18, 2008

Cute and glad to see your sense of humour is as acute as your passion for romance. Loved it.

hugs
Fee

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone

Reviewed on March 18, 2008

very funny!!!
Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart

Reviewed on March 18, 2008

Friendly cockroaches? LOL the rhyme and humor is great, even children would enjoy this one.

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