There was a young girl named Pearl,
who wanted to marry an Earl.
A plan she conceived,
wore her heart, sleeved,
but her brother, Steve, married the Earl.
III
There was a witch named Gail,
who loved to brew up green ale.
She drank it each day,
passing time away
and ended up drunk in jail.
IV
There was a cat named Tino,
who loved glasses of vino.
He lost a Million,
at the Pavilion,
playing craps in the casino.
Copyright August 1, 2002
Copyright.SilverCelticMoon (C. Sullivan)
These were inspired by my husband who writes wonderfully and has done some limericks. Love ya, Mike! ;)
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