You kiss me hello so deeply
with promises of pure delight.
I melt into your arms.
I don't put up a fight.
I pull off your t-shirt.
I slide my fingers through your thick, wavy hair.
I slide down the zipper of your jeans.
Then, pulling them off you, I throw them to a chair.
My passion-filled eyes
behold the proof of your passion.
I stroke and caress you
in an erotic and sensual fashion.
You undress me, too,
in a mind blowing way.
You smile and softly whisper,
"Have you been naughty today?"
I smile at the game that we play.
I pretend that I was, you pretend you are shocked.
It's afterwards that we finally discover
that the front door wasn't locked.
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Reviews of "Oops We Forgot!"
Reviewed by Tactless
Reviewed on April 23, 2002
Could be a tricky situation but acting casual just might...nope, you're caught with your pants down so to speak. But what a handsome devil you're caught with! Always look on the bright side.
Reviewed by Beth
Reviewed on March 20, 2002
Love it! Conjures up some embarrassing personal moments...
Reviewed by Justin Wolf (Reader)
Reviewed on March 1, 2002
HAHA. I'll be laughing about this one for a while. This is one of those anecdotes you emberassingly relate to your friends at 3 in the morning. Very nice work.
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