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If
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It must be spring!


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If
 
If I loved you, it would be a love deeper than any ocean,
Higher than the heavens and there would be no instrument to
measure the depth or height of it.
 
If I touched you , electric currents would flow
through my fingers of silk and hands of satin, to make you
aware you have never been touched before.
 
If I held you, it would be in the arms of someone who could
eradicate all pain and unhappiness, you would never
want to be released again.
 
If I kissed you it would be a kiss that would make
Mark Antony and Cleopatra die with envy.
 
If I made love to you…
 
If,
Only I would have stayed asleep a little longer!
 
Written by,
Bonnie May

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 Reviews of "If"
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on April 10, 2008
yup--must be spring!!

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on April 10, 2008
Cute and you got me chuckling! Gotta love those dreams for they keep us going until the next time....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed on April 10, 2008
Oh, My! All these heavenly dreams, and I'm not having any...dreams!
Five Chuckles for this one, Bonnie!

Micke

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 10, 2008
What a marvelous poem this is Bonnie!
Love and romance with a bit of humor,is grand!

ET

Reviewed on April 10, 2008
Sleep?? What's that???

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :O *YAWNING*

haven't slept in two days: weather. I don't like severe weather here in Texas! :(

Reviewed on April 10, 2008
Bonnie,

LOL - cute one! Must be spring, we've had days and days of severe weather, the sun's out now, THANK GOD! Tornado watches nearly continuous, warnings last night - little sleep to be had. Ready for the bad weather to GO!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on April 10, 2008
LOL you are a funny and semi-naughty girl Bonnie. Thank you for some wonderful humor this morning.

Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Reviewed on April 10, 2008
My! Thanks for the laugh. And what a photo! One of my super stars!!

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on April 10, 2008
Sounds rather like the electric chair, in some parts.

Reviewed by Bernice Angoh
Reviewed on April 10, 2008
Lovely...too bad it was a dream, I wanted to know about that last if, lol.

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on April 10, 2008
I love the ending! You are a dreamer, alright. But it's too late for Antony and Cleo...maybe Bill and Connie?

Good one, Sis...Keep 'em coming!

Love ya,
Connie

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 10, 2008
I get my best sex when I am asleep too...LOL! Ed


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