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He Finds My Sore Spots!
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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He knows what I think, he knows what I care about and he knows where every sore spot is too. These are called husbands.


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He Finds My Sore Spots!
 
He always finds my sore spots even if they are out of sight.
Like the time I had shoulder surgery and went to sleep that night.
He thought he caught a fish, landing it was just in sight.
I woke to a tremendous shaking and he was in a fight.
 
He shook the dickens out of me trying to catch that trout.
I kept trying to awaken him by screaming and shouting out.
But nothing slowed him down or stopped him, until his task was done.
He must have finally caught that fish, for he sure was having fun.
 
Whether I have a sore on my toe or a big knot on my head,
He always finds that sore spot, when we get into bed.
So I have a right to be petrified when I go to sleep at night.
‘Cause it always seems to me, that my sore spots are in his sights.
 
Written by,
Bonnie May

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "He Finds My Sore Spots!"
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on April 18, 2008
Sore spots are meant to be found, aren't they, and meant to be healed by you hubby too. Love, Lois

Reviewed by Cryssa C
Reviewed on April 17, 2008
hee, hee, hee...
Your sense of humor makes me smile. :~)
Cryssa

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on April 17, 2008
awe--sorry :(

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 17, 2008
A kitten always can recognize the hand that make it to star purring...

Georg

Reviewed on April 17, 2008
Poor you, Bonnie!! LOL Trying not to laugh, but this is rather funny! Nice lookin' man you have there!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on April 17, 2008
Poor you! Perhaps time for separate beds?? Well penned, Bonnie.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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