Dr. Bonnie Must Go On!
Oh, it’s been only a day since I buried Ed, but found he wasn’t dead.
So I yanked him out of that big hole I dug, and chucked him into bed.
The next morning he was really famished so I fed him eggs and bread.
Finished his lobotomy and put a cooked chicken brain in Ed’s head.
Don’t worry, Ed’s just fine, but I don’t expect him to ever return.
For he’s lost his fearlessness and his brain is fried and burned.
I am now looking for a new patient, one as good as my dear Ed.
He will have to have great wit and valor or just a brain instead.
So you can send me your resume and I’ll check it out and see.
To make sure you will be as witty and gutsy as my Ed used to be.
Oh, who am I kidding, I will never find someone like my dear friend Ed.
So I may as well croak, just use Ed’s hole and go bury my head.
Written by,
Bonnie May
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Wow! A guy can sure miss a lot, in just a few days! My Jersey brother now has a cooked chicken brain - WOW!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Cute write!
Ed the Elder
((((HUGS)))) and love, Karla.