Dr. Bonnie Gets Threats
Dr. Bonnie opened her mail one day and there were threats inside.
They were coming from Ed’s brothers saying they’d no longer hide.
They were comin after Dr. Bonnie if she didn’t leave their brother Ed alone.
And they would stop at nothing short dying or for Dr. Bonnie to atone.
“I’m not afraid of them; in fact, I could operate on his brothers too.”
“I’m down to only Ed as my patient so I could use this crazy crew.”
So come on brothers, Dr. Bonnie’s not afraid and equipped to take you on.
She’s ready, willing and able and she’s got plenty of room in her lawn.
Ed goes into another surgery; there are more things I must explore.
For I haven’t even touched the hub of him, I must operate some more.
Ed still has a headache from the shovel, so he’ll be easier to control,
So I’ll just slip him another Mickey and it will soon take its toll.
Here Ed lies in front of me looking so innocent and kind.
But I’m not buying that a bit, for I haven’t lost MY mind.
First I’m taking out the chicken brain for it didn’t work a bit.
It made Ed much too smart and it was much too big to fit.
I looked around and found a little frog hoppin so I removed its brain.
And I simply inserted it in Ed’s head to release the enormous strain.
When Ed finally awoke he was perplexed and starting hopping all around.
Not feeling at home on my sofa, he jumped into the hole I dug in the ground.
If I would have known how easy it was to get him in that blasted hole.
I would have never used a shovel, I would have used a small tadpole.
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Dr. Bonnie
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Ed the Elder
And I simply inserted it in Ed’s head, to release the enormous strain.
You are doing wonders for him, Dr. Bonnie - Keep Up The Good Work!
You guys are really cooking up some fun stories. I like this because it rhymes too. Great job with the story everyone!!!!!
Sandie Angel :o)
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
These things between you and Ed are wonderful!! So hilarious, and I still think you should write a book.
Mary
to visit the Den...and you. -gene.
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D *STILL laffin'*