Dr. Bonnie & Ed’s Gang Cause Riot
The whole entire town got wind of all the friction between these two.
They all started taking sides and squabbling when a gigantic fight ensued.
Even Ed’s two brothers’s and Rufuz got evolved, and spoiled for a fight.
That’s when Dr. Bonnie’s pal’s showed up with all their mighty might.
Here came the little old ladies who were up in arms and ready to kill.
They were all Dr. Bonnie’s pals ‘cause she gave them happy pills.
Ed’s brothers were packing heat, guns on hips, and some had hand guns.
They looked like an old version of the OK Coral and the Clanton’s sons.
The ladies got their dust mops, and brooms, all the weapons they could find.
I swear it looked like this whole crazy town had gone right back in time.
Ed’s gang saw the ladies comin with their weaponry, they fell down and roared.
But that didn’t deter these old ladies not one bit, for every whack they scored.
Ed was still croakin on the back lawn, when one of the old ladies jumped the fence.
She took a mighty swing of a broom right at Ed’s groin and Ed had no defense.
Ed went down like a lead balloon, laid out in front of his brother’s feet.
They picked him up, dusted him off and quickly made an embarrassing retreat.
Badly beaten and full of pain the brother’s would live to fight another day.
They would be back once more to settle with that Doctor Bonnie May.
Sweet Dr. Bonnie was asleep the entire time and never heard a dog gone thing.
While having her supper she wondered pensively what peace and tranquility
The next day might bring.
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Dr. Bonnie
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They were all Dr. Bonnie’s pals ‘cause she gave them happy pills.
Sounds like you've really got a lucrative practice going , Dr. Bonnie!
PS That glorious Ancient Ed artwork above took me so long to make, and I'll never have that recipe again - Oh, No! But I fear you have now entered an Ancient Ed battleground that is extremely treacherous - especially since you've awakened our old Brother Edvard. Beware! (He's been takin care of old Jersey Ed for centuries now.)
Ed the Elder (an innocent old man of peace, can't, won't hurt a fly)
ha!ha!ha!haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Good words here and cannot wait for what happens next. You are surely enteraining us Bonnie, but that is great and uplifting too.
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Sandie Angel :o)
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Be always safe,
Karen