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Dr. Bonnie Attacked While She Slept
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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Eds to the right of me, Ed's to the left of me, Ed's under me.........right where I want them!


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Dr. Bonnie Attacked While She Slept
 
While Dr. Bonnie was sleeping peacefully in her own little bed.
She was starkly awakened by the loud noises of a room full of Ed’s.
One Ed was comin through the window, another one through the door.
And there was even one crazy Ed coming up through her floor.
 
Dr. Bonnie grabbed her trusted shovel and swung it at one Ed.
He was coming through the window when he got whacked on the head.
One of the other Ed’s, the old one I think, was comin up through the floor.
Dr. Bonnie smacked him with her mallet and he was Ed no more.
 
But the third Ed looked totally dismayed when he came through the door.
He had a hockey stick to knock out the Doc, but even he couldn’t score.
For Dr. Bonnie was anxiously waiting and she hit him with a colossal pot.
That was the end of it, the last Ed, boy, they sure were a fightin lot.
 
Here were these three big bully guys picking on the poor old Doc.
Who wouldn’t hurt a flea, yes, they deserved what they all got.
All this excitement was hard on old Dr. Bonnie and it was taking a toll.
But that didn’t stop the determined Doctor from digging two more holes.
 
Written by,
Bonnie May

 

 


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 Reviews of "Dr. Bonnie Attacked While She Slept"
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on October 8, 2008
such delightful flppancy Bonnie -- peace and stay away from the little Eds -- JMW

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 1, 2008
Dr Bonnie,, this is hysterical,,,,,!!!!!!!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 1, 2008
Those other two cloned Ed's came into the "war' on their own; neither one has a chance of an ice cube in Jamaica at being half as good as their original brother, the great & all powerful, all seeing, Jersey Devil...just throw water on them other two clones, it will short circuit their systems, then you can bury their bones...ed

Reviewed on October 1, 2008
You need my crutch?? Possibly both?? LOL Funny write, Dr. Bonnie; well done! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 1, 2008
Ladies and gentlemen that's why doctors shouldn't prescribe happy pill for themselves, they give them hallusinations!
Little bed? that is water bed bigger than the Atlantic to support that Titanic Doctor which sunk and sunk and sunk and had nightmares.

Ed the Elder


Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on October 1, 2008
Personally....I think Dr. Bonnie has gonnnnneeeee over the edge and has been wedged between all the Eds....mmmmmm..... maybe that's not so bad tho?????? Who knows what is in Dr. Bonnie's head.....cuz she sure doesn't ever get them dead..... nuff said!
lindalaw

Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on October 1, 2008
Dr B--The Eds are ganging up on you, and this is a cute write--2 points for you.

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on October 1, 2008
YOU GO GIRL! Givem a whack for me! LOVE! SC

Reviewed on October 1, 2008
Bonnie you are adorable and those Ed's are rascals.

Reviewed on October 1, 2008
LOL!!!!!!!!! Bonnie, I love you. Your poems are full of life (usually, unless you keep killing Eds) and humor! Well done.

(((HUGS))), Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 1, 2008
I hate to tell 'ya, but them three you just whacked were Ancient Ed Clones - we've made millions of 'em in the Ancient Ed Cave. Ye best sleep with both eyes open, Dr. Bonnie!

And here I was, mindin my own business up in the Ed Cave when I got dragged into this! Edvard just gave me a 'Rush Order' for a million more!


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