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Dr. Bonnie’s Bond Fire
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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Any other Ed wanna jump in and attack poor Dr. Bonnie? Badly out numbered the dear sweet little old Doctor tries her best to survive this awful cruel swarm of Ed's.


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Dr. Bonnie’s Bond Fire
 
While I was swinging my mighty shovel at those three intruders.
The shovel hit the waterbed, out came the water, oodles and oodles.
Oh, I’m in one heck of a mess with all this water all around.
I have to try to survive this flood, I must go under ground.
 
Oh what good fortune, there was a hole in the floor from the old coot’s head.
As I went down into the darkness, I grabbed a torch from the post of the bed.
I was in an underground stream floating in front of my old home.
When I saw that old coot sitting on the bank, totally alone.
 
He was the one I whacked with my mallet on his bald, bald head.
It was that old coot who thought he could make Doc Bonnie dead.
 
So he’s still alive an enjoying his revenge is he, he has a lot to learn.
And as I floated past him, I threw my torch and watched the old coot squirm.
The flames were so intense that I got tanned while I floated by.
As I looked back I saw nothing left of that old coot in the sky.
 
But there are two brother’s left who seems to have escape my wrath.
“We’ll see how long that last,” I thought getting into my bubble bath.
 
Written by,
Dr. Bonnie
 

 


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 Reviews of "Dr. Bonnie’s Bond Fire"
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on October 5, 2008
worth a few chortles, is this story, Dr. Bonnie -- truly, far out! -- JMW

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 2, 2008
LOL,,,, way toooo funny!

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on October 2, 2008
Pick up the pieces Bonnie, you are a winner not a loser, show those Ed's you have more power than they thought you had. They'll think twice of smattering with you then. Good luck.

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on October 2, 2008
lol. you've lost it. lol. Liz

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on October 2, 2008
This is for the Eds..... I think Dr. Bonnie has lost it entirely....she must be on halucinagens or maybe someone needs to just conk her on the noggin so she can sleep....but then she'd probably sleepwalk no less.... sure glad I'm way over here....
lindalaw

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 1, 2008
Not a war are we in,
Such a shame, ole doc Bonnie got kicked in the shin,
Burned in a bond fire, attacked by some Ed's,
Drowned in her water filled bed,
Perhaps she should take a sleeping pill,
So no nightmares will come from her head...e

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 1, 2008
Poor little old lady doctor my foot!
You declared war on us now go eat your humble pay (crow around here)
And I see you still popping those pills of yours...STOP DREAMING YOU QUACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ed the Elder

PS I am sending a complain for desecrating our picture!

Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on October 1, 2008
I think the EDs are almost ready to give up. I am enjoying your humor.
CarolHawks

Reviewed on October 1, 2008
Laughing too hard to review -

Reviewed by Rebecca McKeehan
Reviewed on October 1, 2008
I'm lovin' this! Rebecca

Reviewed on October 1, 2008
Bonnie,

You did it to poor Ed again. These stories are so great, as I've told you before, you have to get them published! Be ashame not to share you two nuts with the rest of the world!

Mary

Reviewed on October 1, 2008
You're a scream, Bonnie; just as long as I'm not in your line of (ahem)..."Fire"! LOL Too funny; well done! Love the piccy!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D LOL


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