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Dr. Bonnie’s First Full Moon
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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OH no, Dr. Bonnie's first change who will she go after?


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Dr. Bonnie’s First Full Moon
 
Dr. Bonnie was ill at ease and anxious for it was a full moon tonight.
The very first full moon since she found out about her alarming plight.
She was finally getting settled back at home from a dreadful recovery.
Now she had to deal with something scarier, a brand new discovery.
 
She was beginning to feel a change coming from very deep inside.
So she held on tight to the corner post of the bed for one wild ride.
The change was now complete and she definitely was full of hair.
She was famished like never before, there was murder in the air.
 
She thought of the lady suing her for malpractice of her boobs.
“Well, she will be my first meal, I’ll drink her cold with cubes.”
So Dr. Bonnie left the house & went out into the night’s cool air.
To find the one she’s lookin for, one who doesn’t stand a prayer?
 
She found her victim easily enough but something inside her could not kill.
So she knocked the big boob’d lady out completely, then began her fill.
The ladies boobs were gone now when she awoke from this awful terror.
She had no more boobs to use for evidence, and the wolf was still in her lair.
 
A scream rang out into the night, and the wolf fled to find a safe place to hide.
“At times like this,” Ole Doc Bonnie thought, “it would be nice to have a pride.”
The strange changes were happening again so Doc Bonnie had to quickly get home.
And that’s where Ed finally found her, the Doc passed out in her house all alone.
 
Written by,
Dr. Bonnie Assistant

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 Reviews of "Dr. Bonnie’s First Full Moon"
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
what a hoot!-- I needed some humor today and you have ably provided for that need -- thanks Dr. Bonnie

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
Nest full moon I'll join you on your run along the path brightened by the full moon's rays. Hairy, scarey and running wild. Howling with abandon...Liz

Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
Go visit the ED's. They want you to

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
Hmnnnnn I think her diet may be low in iron...may want to check blood work.
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Reviewed on October 7, 2008
Hilarious!! LOL

Just don't come after me, you nasty loup garou!! EEEEEK!!!! Don't move as fast as I used to; that would NOT be fair AT all!! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
What an ugly sight this must be.... whew..... not sure if we can handle this.... that poor flat chested woman....wow.... this is too funny... lindalaw

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
I was there yes, I just wanted to see if all her new fur was as white as her human hair...tis hell when we get old, even for a new creature of the full moon...Ed

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
.... wow what a tale.... can't wait for the next full moon... Ed's better go into hiding.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
I gotta laugh at Brother Edvard's comment below!!

And I've heard of doctor's making house calls, but your patient Ed seems to call at your house, quite often!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
In our family we have started to call our lil'brother Jersey "Horny" Devil Ed, and with so many Dr. Bonnie clones we gonna have lil'werewolves up to our ears!

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
Go Bonnie Go,you know you can get them...LOL...good stuff sweet lady...HUgssss

Reviewed on October 7, 2008
Bonnie those Ed's are no match for you!!

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
Bonnie passed out from that full moon and her practice, because of Ed haunting her and his brother's in it too. Come on Dr. Bonnie, get up and get going, you can do your job very well and make a profit.


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