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Dr. Bonnie Gets Visit From Ed the Elder
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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Oh I think we all knew this day was comin.


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Dr. Bonnie Gets Visit From Ed the Elder
 
Early one morning shortly after Dr. Bonnie returned.
She was makin eggs for breakfast, she liked them very burned.
When a sudden knock came at her back door, now who could it be?
She was stunned into silence,
For it was Ed the Elder in his jammies who came to visit Dr. B.
 
Would you like some coffee and maybe some eggs too?
She thought she’d take the high road, but she was right on cue.
“NO, I don’t want #$#.$ eggs, I’m here to pay you off.”
“I want you to stay away from my brother Ed, that #.#. dumbkoff.”
 
“He’s become fond of you and ignored all the advice from PEE WEE and me.”
“I want you to take this $%^#$%$# money or very sorry you will be.”
“I don’t want your lousy money; stick it where the sun don’t shine.”
“For your brother Ed has become a very dear and valued friend of mine.”
 
“Now you listen to me you quack, you’ll be sorry if you don’t leave.”
“I will hunt you down like the dog you are, there will be no reprieve.”
“Oh, if only this man only knew what he just said, he’d eat those words.”
“For he just might be the next to have a visit from the “dog”, that turd.”
 
Dr. Bonnie stood there with the pan of eggs held tightly in her fist.
She banged ED on the top of the head, adding one more to her list.
When Ed the Elder awoke he was in the yard in a big deep hole.
With one whopper of a headache, which really took its toll.
 
Written by,
Dr. Bonnie
 
 
 
 

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 Reviews of "Dr. Bonnie Gets Visit From Ed the Elder"
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 8, 2008
Poor Brother Ed
abused again
William

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on October 8, 2008
As the dirt rained down on Ed the Elder, burrying him alive. Hehehehe. Love it. Liz

Reviewed by Michael Howard
Reviewed on October 8, 2008
Glad my name is NOT ED....but love the rich humor....Nice write!!

Peace & love.

Reviewed on October 8, 2008
Glad I am not an Ed!! YIKES!! Delightful write, Bonnie; brava!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on October 8, 2008
wow... I'm just tired I guess... how did you get yourself in all this mess? Ed the Elder, Ed the meddler, Ed the peddler... all these Eds have me wondering...??? I think they think you are HOT!!! Dr.Bonnie's a HOTTIE..... hehehehehhe.... lindalaw

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 8, 2008
You aren't only a witch but as well a twit
if you can't reconize a clone you quack bitch!
I have plenty of garlic and silver bullets for you
when as werewolverine you care to come around,
but a lot of Ed the Elder clones you gonna see
before been blasted to the $#&%£$*! eternity! ! !

Ed the Elder


Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 8, 2008
My poor, poor (rich) big brother...You had to throttle him quite hard, as with his hard head it takes alot to him knock-out...this may be war, and just maybe this could take a "toll" on our friendship...Ed

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 8, 2008
...I did warn him to not under-estimate the 'Dr Bonnie' and that he should run...he sure must love his brothers alot! How is he going to get out of that hole??? Very Funny Bonnie,, you sure make me laugh!
Love,
Christine

Reviewed on October 8, 2008
Bonnie,

Makes me glad I am not an Ed. LOL Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 8, 2008
Oh my,I am sure glad you like me LOL..great pen as always sweet lady...Hugsssss...be well and always safe

Reviewed on October 8, 2008
Dr Bonnie you are a dangerous woman!! Ed's beware.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 8, 2008
Poor Edvard! He has a heart of gold, but I told him to let Jersey handle this one on his own, but he is our Big Brother after all, and he knows that poor Jersey needs all the help he can get.

PS How much money did he offer you??!!

Brother Pee Wee


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