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Put Them In My Hat
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Oh this senility is getting so bad. I found out what to do with all the things I can't remember...


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Put Them In My Hat
 
I have so many crazy things going on inside my head.
Things I’ve gotta do and things that I might have said.
I don’t know what to do with all the stuff in there.
There should be a quick release button, it’s not fair.
 
I try leaving them at home when I’m out and about.
But that doesn’t help much; I still can’t get them out.
I try to escape in a good book, but can’t concentrate at all.
Because of all the crazy things in my head that I don’t recall.
 
I go somewhere and can’t remember why I went.
I go shopping for groceries when I haven’t got a cent.
Oh, this crazy forgetful brain is driving me insane.
Afraid to go to bed, for tomorrow I won’t recall my name.
 
Yesterday, I just wanted to hit my head with baseball bat.
That’s when I decided immediately to put them in my hat.
 
Written by,
Bonnie May

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 Reviews of "Put Them In My Hat"
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
the golden years -- rust in your joints and cobwebs in your head -- isn't it wonderful? - peace and many happy memories in your hat -- JMW

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 19, 2008
another enjoyable write
Love & peace be with you

William

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 15, 2008
Ah old age is wonderful, isn't it...I think...? e

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 15, 2008
Dear Bonnie, have a baseball bat,will hit, can travel, but I don't remember how.

Georg

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on October 15, 2008
lol you never cease to amaze me.I have a hat for you which is my love for your poetry and for who you are as a person :-).Take good care of yourself
Love and hugs
Edwin

Reviewed on October 15, 2008
LOL!!!!!! Too cute, Bonnie, well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on October 15, 2008
Bonnie I found a hat in my closet, is it yours, or did I forget it was mine???

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 15, 2008
Now if you could only remember where you put your hat...
lol
hugs
fee

Reviewed on October 15, 2008
Hahaha!!!...LOL!...Bonnie, you cracked me up with this one!!! It's so funny!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on October 15, 2008
cute write!


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